Blogtronbot's Family Reunion

Mr Otter Is Twice The MotherFucker Amos Is!

2007-08-24T22:12:00.000-04:00

Carmin and the Penguin-o-philes

2007-06-10T14:46:00.000-04:00

The truth has finally come out! The locals of a small town in British Columbia have been fornicating with an-arctic water fowl all these years! In the latest chapter of this depravity, the school system of Kamloops has gotten in bed with linux for all its computer needs. Next I hear they're going to deport all seals and erect a giant statue of Linus Torvalds in the town square.

Now that I think back, it all makes sense. All those feathers in his room, always icing is feet, his inability to fly. He's a damn penguin!

A Call to the Family for Our Glorious Nations Birthday

2007-05-29T15:49:00.000-04:00

Sup biatches. Long time no blog eh? Anybody even read this anymore? Anyways, spring time in Colorado pretty much kicks ass. Lots of good music around, saw Bjork, Joanna Newsome, and Animal Collective all within a couple days last week. You A-ville boys should make the trip to Knoxville and check out Animal Collective, coolest sounds I've ever heard from three dudes playing nothing more than black boxes with wires comming out of them and a single bass drum. I've been living in tents and on couches for the last month so thats been interesting but I'm moving in to a real live house next week so thats pretty exciting. So to the point, all you bastards need to get your asses to Missoula for the 4th of July. Its gonna be a fungus fueled extravagnaza of epic proportions. So do it. And if you miss that, you should all think about burning man at the end of August. We'll be the guys in the V-dub van painted with sea creatures complete with narwhal horn exploding from the hood. Shits gettin crazy boys, don't miss out. lata

What the hell to the family

2007-05-29T12:00:00.000-04:00

what the hell happened to ya'll. i guess you forgot we existed.

just a quick update on whats going on here in CH.

i'm studyin for the step 1 of the medical boards. i'll take them june 19th. unfortunately that means i won't be able to meet up with jonny t when he comes to a town. yesterday was my birthday which i celebrated by studying for 12 hours. then went back to a buddy's house and ate a great meal.

3 days after after my exam I'm driving back down to mexico, where i plan to impregnate many more mexican women. i hate that i'm going to miss the most amazing week of shows that the orange peel ever had, a week of smashing pumkins. i'll be back around the first week of aug. carmin let me know if you are going to make that late summer reunion trip to nc, i have some flexibility on when i return and i'll try and be back if we have a gathering.

hope everyone is fuckin shit up real good.

e.

Wow

2007-04-26T20:31:00.000-04:00

It took me awhile to figure out how to post since Google bought out Blogger.com. Anyway, all is well up in the NorthEast. Working a bunch, but enjoying the nice weather with some great bike rides. Some good projects and some traveling, but its still office work. I hope everyone is well and if anyone needs more attention then this entry give me a call and we'll chat for awhile. If not, I'll be down in Aville mid June and in MT beginning of August. If anyone wants to make a trip up this way in the next few months let me know. There's a lot to explore within a few hours drive of my house (NYC,Boston, Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Cape Cod, Adirondacks etc). Keep that shit real and pursue your dreams.

Pullin Teeth

2007-04-19T15:55:00.000-04:00

litterally, got my wisdom tooth that i broke pulled today, i was super nervous when i thought about it and even more so when i got into the hospital, super dirty, people yelling, runing around, including us, then doctor says which one, i point, does this hurt, no, fura no mas(its gone), little drugs, pulls it, chao, chao grasies, From the time i walked thru the front dore of the hospital until out the door 2 miniutes max. when we called for the appointment, he said he did not accept my (very good) insurance but he would give me a very good deal, as we were walking back to the truck after he was done i asked marlis about paying and she said, i dont know guess it was free... OOOOOH Kay
Work is over and now im just sitting in yankeeway waiting for my bags to arrive so i can leave, the could arrive tomarrow or in 2 weeks no one knows. should be sometime soon. See yea then. Chao. O

i might drop out of med school

2007-04-16T12:28:00.000-04:00

and become a disciple

http://deadspin.com/sports/beer-pong/beer-pong-has-its-lebron-james-252409.php

Norweeigia Bound

2007-04-14T15:44:00.000-04:00

Well, It has been a while since I've posted, but here is the dael. On Wednesday evening I fly out to live in Norway for the next 6 months. So, for all you rich fishing guides and computer geniuses, buy your plane ticket to Europe for the end of September, it's Bierfest. If you need to contact me shoot me an email, and I will keep everyone updated on the life and times of the founding father MooseDef.
Peace,
Amos

Whats up Mo Fos

2007-03-26T13:29:00.000-04:00

You people think the blog is too cool for you or what. Im in fucking chile and i post just as much as any of you shit heads. Ill be comin home in like half a month and none of yu fuckers are safe, so get yer pukin pants on. Don Ostra

Ira and the city of pot-heads

2007-03-25T12:06:00.000-04:00

Wow, look at this. Missoula had a referendum last week that if passed by the voters would encourage police to maybe think about treating marijuana offenses more gent-lier than they currently do.

I've got to see this place.

Too bad those fools thought they were living in a democracy! Ha! Another win for the elite! Back to work commoners.

bjork tells it like it is....(quote at bottom)

2007-03-06T04:27:00.000-05:00

New Bjork album, "Volta," May 7th. Come see her, The Arcade Fire, Grizzly Bear, M.I.A., Interpol, the Beastie Boys and tons of others with me at Sasquatch festival at the Gorge in Eastern Washington on the Memorial Day long weekend end of May. I especially love the quote at the bottom here:

Pitchfork: Marching--both the rhythm of feet and the concept of marching itself--seems to play a big part in this record. What's the significance of marching?

Björk: I just wanted to get rhythmic again. Medulla was my way of pulling out of that, refusing to be categorized as 'Oh what rhythm is she going to do next?' Just feeling the pressure of all these young drum programmers or producers or whatever you call them contacting me, like, who was going to be the flavor of the month. It had become this kind of fashion statement, it just wasn't right.

I mean, I do love one-upmanship sometimes, like when you see kids breakdancing and who can do the best tricks. It's common, it's in our nature as animals, like the birds of paradise who've got the best feathers and that sort of stuff. But it's fun when it's impulsive and it's about fun. When it becomes clever, when it becomes more of a left-brain, who can mathematically out-do the other, it's not so fun anymore. And maybe I just sort of pulled out and did a whole vocal album.

But I definitely missed my rhythms. I mean, I love rhythms. I started an all-girl punk band when I was 14 and I was the drummer, not the singer. I'm very, very, very picky when it comes to rhythms. So it was fun to approach it from another angle on this one.

And I'd be lying if I didn't say it was some sort of reaction to the state of the world today. I mean, I went in January over a year ago to Indonesia, to the area where the tsunami hit the worst. Just seeing a village of 300,000 people and 180,000 died, and people were still there digging people out and the smell of corpses and bone. The tsunami kind of scraped houses away, you could still see the floor, and the people I was with found their mom's favorite dress kind of in the mud and it was just like, outrageous.

I mean, the human race, we are a tribe, let's face it, and let's stop all this religious bullshit. I think everybody, or at least a lot of my friends, are just so exhausted with this whole self-importance of religious people. Just drop it. We're all fucking animals, so let's just make some universal tribal beat. We're pagan. Let's just march.

2007-02-13T04:35:00.000-05:00

this mess of words is the arcade fire's world tour for their brand new album Neon Bible coming out in March. this tour was announced less than 12 hours ago. all the great music towns in western civilization are included. gee, whats that right in the middle of it?

you lucky bastards. get these asap, the first 12 shows sold out in 12 minutes. the best live band in the world. and somebody better buy me a whole fucking pitcher of some dank dark thick as shit porter when i get down there, or just a big beer at el chapalas, cuz you fuckers owe me.

john, you got may 10th at the orpheum up in the B.

see y'all in august.

c

02-13 New York, NY - Judson Memorial Church02-14 New York, NY - Judson Memorial Church02-15 New York, NY - Judson Memorial Church02-16 New York, NY - Judson Memorial Church02-17 New York, NY - Judson Memorial Church03-05 Dublin, Ireland - Olympia *03-06 Dublin, Ireland - Olympia *03-08 Manchester, England - Apollo *03-09 Manchester, England - Apollo *03-11 Glasgow, Scotland - Barrowlands *03-12 Glasgow, Scotland - Barrowlands *03-14 London, England - Brixton Academy *03-15 London, England - Brixton Academy *03-16 London, England - Brixton Academy #03-17 London, England - Brixton Academy #03-19 Paris, France - Olympia #03-20 Paris, France - Olympia #03-23 Stockholm, Sweden - Circus #03-24 Oslo, Norway - Centrum Scene #03-25 Copenhagen, Denmark - Vega #03-27 Berlin, Germany - Postbahnhof #03-28 Munich, Germany - Elserhalle #03-31 Lyon, France - Transbordeur #04-01 Cologne, Germany - E-Live Music Hall #04-02 Utrecht, Netherlands - Vredenburg #04-04 Brussels, Belgium - Halles de Schaerbeek #04-05 Lille, France - L'Aeronef #04-26 San Diego, CA - Spreckels Theatre04-28 Indio, CA - Empire Polo Field (Coachella)05-01 Atlanta, GA - Civic Center****05-02 Asheville, NC - Thomas Wolfe Auditorium***05-04 Washington, DC - DAR Constitution Hall05-05 Philadelphia, PA - Tower Theatre05-07 New York, NY - TBA05-08 New York, NY - TBA05-09 New York, NY - TBA05-10 Boston, MA - Orpheum Theatre05-12 Montreal, Quebec - Arena Maurice Richard05-13 Montreal, Quebec - Arena Maurice Richard05-15 Toronto, Ontario - Massey Hall05-16 Toronto, Ontario - Massey Hall05-18 Chicago, IL - Chicago Theatre05-19 Chicago, IL - Chicago Theatre05-20 Chicago, IL - Chicago Theatre05-27 Portland, OR - Schnitzer Concert Hall06-22-24 Pilton, England - Glastonbury

New address

2007-02-05T21:41:00.000-05:00

for those family members that i don't have an email address for...here is new snail mail address.

Plot 17, Mackinnon Road
Nakasero, Kampala, Uganda

also, if you didn't get my email...then i don't have your email address...so give it to me...or i'm gonna rip it from your cold, dead, god forsaken hands!
in christ's name...your good friend,
db

ty

2007-02-03T00:56:00.000-05:00

kenny how do you pronounce: infahsaeng, and what does it mean?
Thanks.

The Flux in Early Adulthood

2007-01-21T11:09:00.000-05:00

I have been reading this book “The Stage of a Man’s Life” by Daniel Levinson which has been pretty insightful on the flux. His research is in the tradition of Sigmund Freud, Carl Jung, and Eric Erickson (particularly Identity and the Life Cycle). He breaks the man’s life into several stages Early Adulthood, Middle Adulthood and Lat Adulthood. Of course we all are within the Early Adulthood stage, which is comprised of the Early Adult Transition, Entering the Adult World, Age 30 Transition, and Settling Down. I would venture to suggest that most of us are within the Entering Adult World (22-28 by his estimates), although some may be finishing off the Early Adult Transition. The purpose of the Early Adult Transition is to move out of the pre-adult world: to question the nature of that world and ones place in it; to modify or terminate existing relationships with important persons, groups and institutions; to reappraise and modify the self that formed within the pre-adult world. The second part of this transition is to make a preliminary step into the adult world: to explore its possibilities, to imagine oneself as a participant in it, to consolidate an initial adult identity, to make and test some preliminary choices for adult living. After this transition a man moves into the next stage Entering the Adult World.

The chief task of the Entering the Adult World is to fashion a provisional structure that provides workable link between the valued self and the adult society. During this stage a man tests a variety of initial choices regarding occupation, love relationships, peer relationships, values, and life style. The are two primary tasks a) He needs to explore the possibilities for adult living: to keep his options open, avoid strong commitments and maximize alternatives. This is reflected in a sense of adventure and wonderment, a wish to seek out all the treasure of the world. The contrasting task b) is to create a stable live structure: become more responsible and “make something of my life.”

Of course the balance is what is most important. If the first dominates then the man’s life can be extremely transient, of rootless quality, and hedonistic. If the second predominates, there is a danger of committing oneself prematurely to a structure, without sufficient exploration of alternatives. Levinson actually terms the dominance of the first task as being characterized by ‘flux.’

I think after about 2 months of journaling every day and thinking about these type of things I have a better idea where I am along this path, and the balance that I need to create and readjustments I need to make to ensure that I am accomplishing what is necessary to create a foundation for the next stage. Well actually the next transition the Early Thirties Transition. I hope all of you give yourself to the time to think about some of these things so that this stage of your life is as rewarding and fulfilling as our pre-adult college world.

Enjoy it all.

Nerdcore Rising

2007-01-08T22:30:00.000-05:00

Hey Guys! Come and join the festivities! We're cool too, you know. We're just, you know, different and stuff.

DON'T HURT ME!!!!

no me hueve

2007-01-05T11:28:00.000-05:00

Dont fuck with me, Things been fun in chile, good group of people, ira send the mt boys down im board or let me know and i might find them in futa. Drink one for me. Otter

Pictures of Isreal

2007-01-01T21:37:00.000-05:00

Taken by the camera of our resident Jewish family member abroad:

2006 DID suck

2007-01-01T21:35:00.000-05:00

It shall henceforth be known as the Year of the Asshole

Merry What and all!!

2006-12-26T23:55:00.000-05:00

Hey Family. Tell your family I saind word! Hope All is well in the crib and what not. The finger is kicking ass. I peeled the finger sesterday and it looks sweet. I pulled Allmost a sixsteenth inch of skin off my finger and the graft. Bu t it looks lood. Peace and love and the whole what not.

Ira

P.S. Polly Call Me

from the middle east

2006-12-25T12:55:00.000-05:00

yo..yo...yo
just to let you all know i have not died yet and i'm not going to join the army in israel... but i may bring home a beautiful bride.
not much time...
have a happy christmas and a merry new year...
i'll be in 2007 first...from tel aviv
db
and db

I secound that announcement Ian

2006-12-22T15:59:00.000-05:00

Any way first, Sorry to hear about that Ian, hope all works out well.

And next My last few months have been shit. As you know I was back in NC when I ran Gorilla and sperated my shoulder causing me not to be able to kayak for at least 6 weeks. Then My car dies in my parents driveway with bran new tires i just bought. Then I get back to MT and I work five days and on the 6th I cut my Left index finger with a Skill saw. It only took the finger print off my completely hamburgering it to the bone and the tip of the finger nail. So I could eat any Thanksgiving Dinner b/c I was all drugged up. Then a week later showed the fingure to a friend who freaked out made me go see a specialist who then ordered me to have a skin graft from my forarm to the fingertip. It went well after 6 hours at the office. But now it hurts like shit and is ugly as hell and the skin might die.

Any way I learned metal beats skin in a was stronger competition.

Peace out Family and happy holidays. Ira

In the midst of it

2006-12-21T14:45:00.000-05:00

Peace, love, health and happiness, to all members of "The Family" and their extended families in this Holiday season. Ian sorry to hear about your cousin and aunt.

As far as my life goes, I am skiing it up here in Driggs, I will be in West Virginia on Saturday, until Thursday, so if anyone wants to visit me give a call and my Grandma will cook up some home made biscuits and gravy and other delicacies of life. I would love to make it down to Ashvegas, but I had enough trouble getting off of work for 5 days to fly to WV. However, the true blue family reunion tour, to ring in the year 2007, will be happening in Driggs Idaho. Landon and Ira at the very least will be here to defecate on 2006 and ring in the new year (everyone else is invited, as I have plenty of floor space in my crappy house). Other than that peace out.
Moose

i hate 2006

2006-12-17T19:53:00.000-05:00

damn this year has been shite. the bad news keeps rolling in. i'm in boulder, co now. i flew out on thursday. went skiing with my cuz Aaron, who some of yall met when he visited aville and dave knows, on sat. our fouth run he slammed into a tree at 40 miles per hour and tore a hole through his aorta, he got to the hospital just in time to undergo emergent open chest surgery. the surgery went well and he is stable condition in icu (tsicu), but we almost lost him. its been stressful as hell, ive spent 19 of the last 24 hours in the hospital with him. he will be in tsicu through wed or thursday.

i also lost an aunt on this week that i was very close to. we are not sure yet the cause of death.

thanks for your thoughts.

What Up

2006-12-13T00:09:00.000-05:00

Just a quick shot out to the Family. Landon gives us a call.

Be smart, drink your wine. Scale back your long hopes to a short period. Even as we speak, envious time is running away from us. Seize the day, and trust as little as possible in the future.
-Horace (Odes 1.11)

Live it up my friends.

Carcin-o-genic Bricks

2006-12-06T11:06:00.000-05:00

Looks like cell phones don't cause cancer afterall :(

Fam

2006-12-04T23:41:00.000-05:00

Hey Fam,

Its been a shit month for us. I feel like we should all be in a binge drinking depression. Landon I hope shit works out for you bro, my heart goes out to ya. Ira, did you get it reattached?

I tip my glass to all of you, salut.

Jeeeeez...

2006-11-30T20:38:00.000-05:00

How do you follow a post like that?

Oh I know! Pictures of my new office as seen from a shitty ass camera phone!

Kinda Shitty Days

2006-11-30T00:01:00.000-05:00

What up kids, been a while since the last post but I've been pretty busy with the new job and all. Anyways, I know the blogs usually set aside for cougar stories, drunken mishaps, and other forms of goodnatured debauchery but I'm up in this bitch with a monster sized thunder cloud of gloom, at least from my prospective. Me and the ole lady friend are splittin up for the time being. We're not really sure if this is permanent and hopefully we'll work it all out but I thought a blog-tron post would be the most effective way to guard against any untimely "L-dons havin a baby" pranks. Seriously though, if any of yall get a chance, give Karen a call and say hey, we could both use a little family lovin. Peace out

Oh yeah, if anybodys got any christmas/new years plans, give your boy a call.

l-don-tron

Im proud of you carman

2006-11-27T16:23:00.000-05:00

That was the first post of yours that i could finish it was concise, humorous, and kept me interested, jesus man im serously proud that you didnt write a fucking term paper instead of a post. Now that im done busting carmans chops, Ira WHAT A FUCKING DUMB ASS he cut his finger off what more do i have to say. Im back in chile for the time being so keep postin cauz i get pritty board down here. Don Ostra

thanksgiving

2006-11-23T03:13:00.000-05:00

happy thanksgiving brothas.... the best holiday in north america, i made sure i did it even in cusco peru last year, finding the one place in the whole town where they had "american thanksgiving" ready to go... this year its 12:13am here on thanksgiving morning, my passport photo is being faxed from kamloops, and the border patrol better be accepting, cuz i'm grabbing someone and heading south this evening... last resort is the american thanksgiving dinner at UBC for international students...

i envy you bastards.... i'm coming back in may for all my favourite foods i can never seem to get outside the south, and definitely not in canada: candied yams, sweet potato pie, the eggsteakwafflewich, moosetracks, the ryans buffet, stolen almond butter from ingles, grits, biscuits n gravy, a giant fucking burrito from urban and rio burrito, a big beer and some dirty amazing shit from el chaps, and kennys spaghetti with soy sauce on the veggies.... and enough oatmeal porter to Amos-Size me...

there, thats enough motivation for me to finish out the semester...

love your hairy-shouldered increasingly-graying man-friend
carmin

amos doppleganger

2006-11-21T13:18:00.000-05:00

amos, the man with the most dopplegangers in the world.
this one happens to be martin fagen...xc runner for providence...finished 5th yesterday at ncaa cross country nationals in terre haute, indiana.
if you ever wondered what the moose would look like as a national caliber distance runner...here you go.

what a race!...the family was represented by dbell...the fastest fan of the day.
db

New Burrito Place in Aville

2006-11-20T23:35:00.000-05:00

I found this burrito place online. It seems like it has burritos and ice cream. If I lived there I would check it out but I don't. So who ever wants to take me up on this offer, can some one go check it out, maybe type a bit up about the place and a few pictures. My treat, I will send a check in the mail. Or some dank bud in some coffee beans. I am doing a project on burrito restaurants and would love to see how they have mixed the world of ice cream, with the universe of burritos.

New York Burrito/Ice Cream
800 Brevard Rd #412,
Asheville, NC 28806

Skinnin tha slicky slick

2006-11-20T18:02:00.000-05:00

Yo fam damily. I am in Driggs for the winter, but I still got an Asheville numero, so gimme a call, or just come out here and plug your #5 cam into the crevase and throw a sicky switch 9 swamp donkey. More soon.
Moose

respect bird

2006-11-11T14:03:00.000-05:00

dave, dave, carmino check this out

Respect Runners.

God really does love America

2006-11-09T10:10:00.000-05:00

Carmin,
I just downloaded a bunch of TV on the Radio. Fucking amazing band. Best shit I've heard in a while. In other news....The neocon regime just might be crumbling. Who would have thought that the party which claims moral superiority would be done in by mistress choking, adulterating, war-mongering, and homosexuality within its own ranks. Frankly, I don't really give a damn how they go down.
I have a feeling there is a lot of cleaning up to be done though. It's like GG Allin and a bunch of punk kids crashed your party for the last 6 years and spread their blood and fecal matter all over your house....then as if that wasn't enough, they go trash your neighbors house. Not the nice neighbors either, but the ones who hold a grudge and do a lot of meth. Yeah I'd say that about sums up the american situation as of right now.

Peace in southeast
Dave

Why don't we just do it in our sleeves

2006-11-05T22:44:00.000-05:00

Great little Video. Ian you should particularly aprpeciate this. Maybe you can play it in class someday.

fire lit the night

2006-11-04T00:18:00.000-05:00

chapel hill was visited by non other then FIRE CROTCH on hallows eve. He fondeled his giant red pokadoted cock in font of all the childrens. They stared at his huge sack of firy balls.

Ian's contact info

2006-10-27T22:50:00.000-04:00

Anyone know Ian's contact email phone number, I lost it and need to shoot him a call.

And Dave Bell check out this book Zen and the Art of Making a Living

Or anyone else looking to think about 'making a living', societal pressures, archetypes, heros, and lovely buddhist.

Earth WIthout Humans

2006-10-18T19:52:00.000-04:00

Interesting Read.

The Lady Girl Has Left the Home Lands!!!!

2006-10-15T18:56:00.000-04:00

Hey Family, where ever yu'in R. It has been a fun time some far but now the real party has arrived. We need to party down and keep you name alive. We should rendezvous some where close soon. Dave, Dave, and K-Dawg it is up to us. I will be back soon to a-town with The Otter. I hope you all are good and hollar at me. Later Ira

riots, and Life, and 2006 great albums

2006-10-01T17:01:00.000-04:00

apparently there was some story on the news cuz there was some worldwide anti-corporate protest on the news everywhere and in vancouver everybody was riding their bikes around downtown naked, and it showed Asheville in comparison to contrast the event, and everybody was in speedos but not much nudity but there was a riot or something?? i didn't see this but my running buddy did, and so maybe he has it confused with nashville or something...

so yeah somebody tell me about who started the riot and how dave finally stole the police car he always wanted to take and all that....

out here, grad school is like pulling teeth, i got a paper due tomorrow that i haven't even started, my academic brain fell off over some steep precipice somewhere in the bolivian andes i think, and all i end up doing all day is running or biking, which is good.... my new cell is 778-866-5665 and thats how to reach me other than email... i am dating a psych nurse from manitoba who lives 4 hours away in kamloops and is intensely critical analytical and not sure how long that will last, but she looks like natalie portman and actually has a brain, so its tough...

we had a party a couple fridays ago, check out the big double-pint beer glass i got there.... gotta keep the peeber dream alive even when there's none of that cheap, sweet nectar of the gods of the stars and bars around to beer bong/keg stand/shotgun/sip casually with great joy.... (note: girl around my arms is not my gf... a canadian-portugese "friend" instead)

PS Yo La Tengo's new album "i am not afraid of you and i will beat your ass" is awesome... other albums of late:

1) Tv on the radio "return to cookie mountain"

2) grizzly bear "yellow house"

3) girl talk "night ripper" (dj mash up album that includes notorious BIG rapping over tiny dancer, and in another song starts with james taylor over 50 cent beats, then has nas over "where is my mind" by the pixies, and later ends with a chopped up hip hop weezer "say it ain't so"... all in the same fucking song.... best party album of the year)

4) dr. octagon "the return of dr. octagon"; spank rock "yo yo yo yo yo" (tie for other best party albums of the year)

5) the song "All Fires" by Swan Lake, a new canadian indie supergroup of sorts ft. spencer krug of wolf parade/sunset rubdown, carey mercer of frog eyes, and dan bejar of destroyer.... fuck the rest, just download this song, and cry....

ira

2006-09-20T16:39:00.000-04:00

hey ira do you have Marfan's?

And Dave, there is a really HUGE sale for Carpentry Tools!

TOOLS

Ian's First Website

2006-09-14T17:36:00.000-04:00

Done for his Mexico Project.

All right you temporary Bitches!!!

2006-09-10T16:53:00.000-04:00

It is time to announce I shall return to the home land at the end of the month. I Will not however be moving back, just visiting. I shall swing by and destroy L-Don's liver and kidney's in a quick 48 hours. Then I shall be in Asheville in early October when Landon has informed be he shall also return with Tony and we shall show him how to really make babies.

See you fellaz in a few weeks. And who do I get to sleep inside? JEB or Kenny?

Ira

Quote from This I Believe

2006-09-10T13:54:00.000-04:00

"I believe that like sunshine and great sex, no day is bad that has barbecue in it."

Check out This I Believe from NPR.

2006-09-06T20:38:00.000-04:00

Wow!

2006-08-24T13:34:00.000-04:00

I mean if you had any idea about Montana having nice scenery, you would really like it this time of year. OK, so maybe there is a lot of smoke from the 1000's of fires raging around us, but the student body is back on campus, including the Class of 2010 (ie...freshman) which means unbelievable scenery. Plenty of hotties to perv out to. Gotta roll cause I think cheerleading practice is about to start and I love me a limber acrobatic girl.
Later,
Amos

Actually

2006-08-24T01:51:00.000-04:00

I always thought this was kinda funny

carmin

2006-08-23T14:05:00.001-04:00

http://tcc.itc.it/people/rocchi/fun/europe.html

funnyish

To Otter.

2006-08-20T15:11:00.000-04:00

Yeah do the Grand Canyon. I am not sure about the others but, I fuck Spirit daily. I kiss Spirit, nice and slowly, and then when it thinks its good and smooth. I grab that shit by its hair and throw it across a room, shattering it, shattering every bone in Spirit's lightly body. I jump on it while it is struglling, while it is hurting. And fuck the shit out of Spirit. Yes I abuse it and then fuck it and then the crazt shit. Spirit gets up bleeding, just fucking raped, and beats the living shit out of me. Its so damn powerful. So fucking strong and intense. I love Spirit. I love it with all my soul, fuck it, it is my soul. I fucking raped my own soul and tried to beat the shit out of it. But fuck it Spirit stay strong, gets stronger. Just like your crazy looking arms after rowing too long in Chile. I excercise my Spirit by making it bleed and raping it and then yes my Spirit only gets stronger, and thus I am stronger. I am fucking strong, me and my recently raped Spirit. God my Spirit fucking rules me.

Boone will have to wait...

2006-08-17T17:44:00.000-04:00

Well I was planning on coming back to NC in late September but, I was just invited on a trip down The Grand Canyon with seven other people. This will be fucking awsome. So I may be delayed for as much as a month or so. Don't know if I am moving back or not but plan on staying for at least a month or two. Any way hope you bastards are living large and you all are taking the proper soaks in the Pink Fork, which is the drainage north of the Brown Fork. Catch my drift. And lets all please not make any babies for a few more years,Please! Later Ira

P.S. JEB. Do you have Spirit. Because I do. Pussy!

Boonites unite

2006-08-15T21:56:00.000-04:00

It is about fucking time kids from boone started getting real. Dylan Karus came into town, and Dustin Dodge, we've been drinking a few beers and playin frisbee golf, good times had by all the rest of you shit-heads need to fucking quit whinning about what ever the hell youve been bitching about in the past blogs because that shit makes me want to slam my head into a brick wall then you need to come intertain me caus im raedy to not talk politics. O

Carminism as of August 2006

2006-08-03T04:26:00.000-04:00

In response to Johns first post:

Ok this is about taxation, Johns liberatarian civil society platform. I agree with John on a few points but for different reasons. I think community level involvement and empowerment can be much more effective than a federal program. A main problem in the world today is that we have these things called countries that are way too big to even comprehend, and forming unifying policies across the board does not work at all. The West is completely different, in environment, social makeup, lifestyle, hell even the amount of seratonin flowing through everyones blood due to the sun, than the South, which is way different from the Northeast, and so on... I have more in common with someone in the American West than I do with someone in Ontario.

The idea of nationhood is an abstraction that just doesn't work, and can never work. Do i wanna go die for someone in Ontario? No. All i can truly care out is what it is directly around me, in a localized setting. I would fight and die for Kamloops and my hills and my rivers. In a second. I would fight and die for you guys. Now the fact that you guys aren't directly around me gets back to Dave's simulacra/simulacrum Boudrillard ideas that he loved so much. I don't actually see you guys, but hell, I am on this blog all the time and I write emails and so there is interaction and that may as well be as real as the girl i fucked last night, if a bit less raucous and fun. People fuck online all the time...right Kenny?

I can also watch television and read books and media print and fucking hate the fact that a country that has been committing long-term genocide against muslims (since about when they stopped being killed off by nazis) even exists. i can wake up every morning and read about how another 50-100 civilians in lebanon were killed by israeli forces, and the world watches just like we did with hitler in 37 or 38 as he invaded czechoslovakia, and then i go look at the pic i have of the burning israeli flag and just simmer.... "peace in our time," AND "lest we forget," oh the irony of both of those every time i think about israel...

perspective is paramount. gandhis "be the change you wish to see" is totally on the money. faith in faith, thats my deal. i could in the end really give two shits about politics cuz i am trying to make change on the localized level, but of course where do we draw the line between the simulated and reality? i am at the point where things are pretty basic: 1) i act without malicious intent in my interactions with others, and 2) i have faith in faith and know that if i do something with purity of heart and i follow the signs in the world around me, things will always turn out in spades... at unca, i trained my ass off but didn't follow the signs of fatigue or fullness after five courses in the cafe, so of course i failed.

in response to kenny:

point 7) yes kenny, changing humans, not government... go to the source.... this is not purely a psychological thing though... we are all products of our environments, if we all grew up in an undereducated ghetto, its sure as shit that none of us would be nattering away at this bullshit on this blog.... change the environment to reduce the disconnect between humans, as in community initiatives, make humans feel more a part of their society than apart from their society, watch humans become engaged, see their changes in the form of tangible results in front of their eyes, watch humans become more empowered, watch humans become more confident and demanding and scare less easily.... although i don't believe in the idea of nationhood as it currently exists, community initiatives can exist under our current paradigm of governments...

in response to ian:

good point on the moral stance thing about the creation of israel.... although, no, i don't think you have to choose moral stances on complex issues at all.... i can live a life of fire and passion ALONG with living a life of "academic intelligence" and reputability in bullshit elite fields, by deconstructing the fuck out of complex issues and approaching them mano a mano.... the goal is not to stand on one side of the fence or the other defiantly... the goal is realize the fence is bullshit, we are all humans, lets tear down the fucking fence and walk the line together.... starting on the community level of course...

basically you are not going to change the republicans by throwing left wing garble at them... you need to stand beside the republican and look out from his or her perspective and slowly point out or highlight new ways of looking from this perspective..... of course i mean this on a one to one level, and despite me saying this, i still think the democratic party needs to stop being such a bunch of pussy-whipped apologists and take a bolder stand as not givin' a fuck democrats and stop catering to corporate media-backed criticisms...

response to john response to ian:

exactly man. its all about identifying. forget what you know, forget what you think you know, about me, about marla, about fight club. understanding. empathy. it feels good to be all self-righteous and go to protests as you did in university ian, i'm sure. remember what john stewart said to the Crossfire guys: you're hurting people, you're hurting america. forcing people to take their declarative defiant objective stance, carve out their statuesque identity of rigidity of what you stand against... but what does that make you? (this is not directed at you ian, more "you" in the greater sense).... america is fucked because it is so divided into so many dichotomous polarized camps: left, right; black, white; glbt/q, straight; women, men; south, north; and so on... the elite-serving status quo reinforces this through a ton of measures, including not just our media but our systems of higher education (see finalized carmin phd thesis, 2010)... why do "they" do this and who is "they" anyways? at this point, "they" is a system of firmly entrenched measures with amendments and bills and policies passed and still being added to dating back since government ever existed, hammurabi and on and on... subjective ideas became entrenched as objective policy and law, and as we now stand, "the status quo" remains as indefinable and thus unassailable a target as terrorism...

so basically all we can do is get people together and see what happens.... knock down your neighbours fence and blame it on the keg party you had, then buy him a keg and soon we will all be doing keg stands together and going to waff-dawg for the eggsteakwafflewich at 4am together and all will be well in the universe.....

peace
c

Happiness is ...

2006-08-02T15:39:00.000-04:00

To Kenny

2006-07-30T22:23:00.000-04:00

First, thank you for thinking. You bring up some great points, all those about foreigners I will ignore, since I did not specifically speak on that issue (2,3,5) Our support of Israel was merely used as an example of when an individuals morals, may not support those that are being pursued by a government. We could change this to birth control, gay marriage, gun control, pollution taxes, etc.

I liked your point on change occurring over time. It was the strongest, that spoke directly to my original post. Change does happen over time, and that works out great. But we would need to decide why having an extensive and intrusive government in the first place is best. If I were to support a large government and then we decided that it changes over time, then great we agree. So why, I ask, is a government needed in the first place?

On the issue of slavery. Physical pain is one type of implication for slavery, but why would a master beat and destroy his property. Slavery may now exist in the form of mindlessness, of disempowerment. It is easier to convince a man he is happy being a slave, and to go a long with it, then to constantly fight or beat him. So we can be slaves without being beaten. And no I don’t have to agree, no one is forcing me. But morally what is the difference between the man who pays for the gun which he knows will be used to murder and the murderer himself. To me the moral difference is all relative. If I believe killing is right then either person is morally in the right. If I think that murder is wrong then both are in the wrong. (1 and 4)

My basic premise is that governments should not make moral decisions for men. They should not have the ability to choose how my money and thus my time is allocated. If I want to support battered women for the YWCA for 12 months out of the year, I should not go to jail. (or if I want to support the tobacco industry as a lobbyist) They do not have the necessary information to make this choice, nor is it better for society for them to make this choice. And yes I do want to change man, this takes time. I want man to realize that they are empowered and capable of affecting the world. That they can gain joy out of helping others (this is deep in us, as we are all societal creatures). I want them to look inside, to look at their neighbors and family, not the halls of the government for a solution.

As the week must continue, and I must go kill people, work for the government, and become rich, I will be unable to respond, so till next Sunday I bid you all a fair evening.

To Ian

2006-07-30T21:58:00.000-04:00

You some logical flaws, mainly ad hominem (at the man). If you wish to discuss ideas, dicuss ideas. There were way too many references to me, in your repsonse. And for the record. You aren't informed enough about what I do to asses whether my job was created by the government or not. (this is also an oversimplification and an overgenralization) Secondly, you aren't informed enough about my dad's salary to decide if he is rich. And nor are you informed about the reasons why I took the position I have to make inferences on my motivations.

Sure our current situation is connected to past decisions and its good to have a moral stance. Thanks for the insight, but I implore you to think more.

Please all who read these entries, do not fall victim to the false sense of thinking. Beacuse you have taken logic to the first step does not complete your journey. It creates a man who is led by arrogance, who believes he has the right answer becuase he has 'thought.' A moral position is something that men in power often come to far too easily. Arrogance, is thinking that we know the motivations of others, that we know whattheir morals should be, that we know how they should act. My original post may be understood in light of this exchange of words between Ian and I.

To think and come to a conclusion without understanding is arrogance. It inflicts more of us than we would like to admit, a sympton of arrogance. To understand another is impossible. I can not, and never will see the world through someone elses eyes. To give power to arrogant people leads to Fascism. They think they represent the people, they think they know what is best, they think they know the right moral position. They are wrong, not beacuse of what they believe, but beacuse they simply assume their beliefs represent anyone at all.

I lied: Response to John Part Two

2006-07-30T15:05:00.000-04:00

Short and sweet... bc i'm in atown visiting family and I don't want to waste anyones time.

John, If our gov. wasn't in place to create jobs like yours you wouldn't have to pay 30% of your salary to them nor would you have a job. You could just as easily be a lazy bum like Amos out in Tana and we would still love you just the same but you want to be rich like your daddy so you got a big rich mans job in Boston. Two, I agree with Carmin there is no excuse for wiping out another country, not for oil in Iraq, not for two fucking isreali soldiers in Lebanon, never. I agree with kenny too, our situation in the middle east is a direct result of generations before us specifically President Truman who chose to back an independent nation within the boards of Palestine. They chose a moral stance on a complex issue just as we all have to choose a moral stance on complex issues or run the risk of forever riding the fence like John seems to believe will save our gov. And country.

John thanks for thinking about it all... Its a nice break from bashing myself for being a slut and Carmin begging for friends.

Kenny's Thoughts on John's Bitching about Carmin's Views

2006-07-30T11:55:00.000-04:00

1. YOU EQUATE YOURSELF TO A SLAVE ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO DRIVE TO BOSTON, RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK. Change DOES happen in a democratic republic. It just doesn't happen on an individual's timeframe, thereby looking like its not moving to an individual. Look up the phrase "Throw the bastards out" I could say that this works, since a main point in your post has to do with how our government takes your money to fuck other people (non-citizens). If you were a slave they would be beating and whipping YOU instead, since there would be NOTHING you could do about it.

2. Foreign poeple don't vote in our elections, therefore they have no voice in our government. This is why we can and do wage war at them. The type of government doesn't matter. (see #3) The reason we support Isreal with our money is due to the fact that the generations before ours wanted to. If everyone in our generation wanted to go to pluto, guess what...

3. Governments have always treated foreigners poorly. It is a fact of life. The US is NO DIFFERENT; whether we have a republic, pure democracy, anarachy, monarachy, or vigilantistic society; if at any point a group of people get a massive amount of military power in respect to another people, persecution and war happens. This is human nature, it exists across all time, at all scales of people, and across all government types. (see American Indians)

4. You are in no way, shape or form forced to agree with government morals, see #1. You will however be pulled along with the crowd if you don't stand up to them.

5. A man with a gun can tell another man without one what is right. This is due to the fact that this situation reduces the choices for the powerless man down to two: Follow, or Death. Though this is vastly oversimplified, the powerless still have that choice. Obviously, if the command is: dance like a monkey, very few would choose death. If the command is: give up your liberty, some would choose death (see Patrick Henry), but others WOULD give it up, and that is their choice to make, no force on Earth can stop them.

6. The big problem with #5 is that it doesn't work when applied to nations. As an example, if nation A attacks Nation B with the intent on wiping them out, enslaving the people, and taking their land, you can bet that there will be people who would fight against this, and people who wouldn't care or would try to run. If, say for whatever reason, 50% of the nation chooses to fight, but 80% is needed to defend Nation B successfully, then the entire nation gets wiped out as a whole. This makes Nations under threat (South Korea, Taiwan, Isreal, etc...) institute mandatory military service. And nations not under constant threat (US) spend money on military technology and whatnot to overcome this problem. We term this survival. Once a nation has accumlated enough military power, see #3.

7. Government is never the optimum entity to deal with anything, with the exception of things that require a singleton's response (war, civil rights, etc). This is due to the fact that humans are not the optimum creature to deal with life, as we scare easily and are disconnected too much from other humans. Bitching about the government won't change anything at all, you must change humans. Good luck with that.

All in all, welcome to life, get to work, complain in public forums about your priviledged, overfed, educated white american problems.

kdb

John's thoughts on Carmin's thoughts on the WORLD

2006-07-30T10:17:00.000-04:00

I don’t think this is blog etiquette, but since I have not looked over the blog in a while and I would have liked to respond to Carmin’s “Life” post I am doing so now. And it is still applicable given that its always applicable.

Carmin wrote, “Israel bombs palestine and is continually committing atrocities on the level of long-term genocide but because it is an "american client state" as referred to by Chomsky, we don't do anything about it... corporations run the world and spend billions on ridiculously invalid studies to "prove" that global climate change is not necessarily so human-influenced, and corporations run the media so this is constantly pumped out to the duped masses who remain duped masses...”

And to this I respond:
If people had the 'right' information do you think they would even give a fuck. The problem is that people who are think they know what is 'right', have power and act. We vote for people who think they know what is right. Hence they wouldn’t be running if they didn’t think they had the answer. There is not right, there is no wrong. How arbitrary for any of us to assume we know what is right, that we know this war is wrong, that we know the world is in trouble. Arbitrary passions lead to arbitrary deaths.

As Mark Twain wrote, "It not what you don't know that gets you in trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so." This can be applied to the individual or to a collective consciousness. This is why it is beneficial to reduce the power and extent of the government. Let the individual be arrogant, it’s hard for them to start wars. But when a country that spends close to 400 billion a year on their military, thinks they know when it just ain’t so we can get into a whole lot of trouble. I come across people who think that they know what is right and wrong. They think the government should provide (fill in the blank), because (fill in the blank) is right. It’s these thoughts that have given the government power. So to me its black or white. A person either wants people to be forced to believe their view or they don’t.

And yes this is a force of beliefs. If I do not think Israel is in the right, then I still have to pay taxes that buy weapons and subsidize the Israel’s army. I have no choice in the matter, its either pay my taxes or go to jail. This is the government forcing me to accept and participate in acting on certain distinct morals. I personally have come to the conclusion that I do not want the government to force me, my family, nor my friends to participate in actions of moral questions (of which all actions are) that they do not believe.

The action of taxation hasn’t simply made me monetarily support the governments cause. My time has had to be allocated to earn that money. I am taxed at about the 30% rate, 30% of my yearly earnings are made in 4 months. If the U.S. spends about 20% of that on military expenditures, then that’s a little less than one month of work (we’ll call it 3 weeks). I am not allowed to choose how the proceeds of these 3 weeks are allocated. They are allocated to military expenditures.

Who else in history was forced to give the proceeds of their time working to someone else? Slaves. They were required to give the proceeds of their labor to their master. For 3 weeks of the year I am a slave to military expenditures. I have no say in how this money is spent, nor can I choice not to give it the government (they send you to jail). This is the coercive power of the state.

Some may argue that well, people are too stupid to take care of themselves and they don’t care to take care of their neighbors. Thus, we need the government to take care of them. To look into this, we can assume that the government is just using the money to ‘take care of’ people. Social services. There are a number of flaws in this argument. First, it is arbitrary to think that this is the right view. This is on two levels. It may not be that it is ‘right’ to take care of anybody, to help anyone. And it may be the wrong view that people are incapable of taking care of themselves or do not care. You only see what you look for. If I think people are not taking care of themselves and don’t care that’s what I will find. Secondly, the government may not be the best entity to provide this socially desirable goal (if it is desirable). Non-profits, community groups, churches etc, may be a better method. They have a greater incentive to do a good job, self-fulfillment and internal happiness. (Instead of the governments incentive structure to get reelected and spend money this year for a greater budget next year.) This community groups are closer to the issues, have a better understanding, through involvement gain a greater perspective of what is needed, and individuals can gain happiness. More personal fulfillment may be possible from serving in your community rather than paying taxes and voting every few years.

In summary. The government gets its power through coercive taxation. This taxation forces us to agree with the morals of the government and enslaves us to pay for (participate) in their goals. No one person can tell another what is ‘right,’ it may be impossible to know and/or impossible to understand someone else’s paradigm. Social service goals may be accomplished through civil society, adding to personal fulfillment/empowerment, and may be more effective.

If you read the news or have in the past and know what is/has happened. I encourage you to think about the true source of conflict in our world. Conflict is a result of power in the hands of a few, it is a result of the coercive power governments have to tax their citizens for military spending. The first step to reduce conflict is to disable its source. This source is not disagreement (although that has and always will result in murders), it is the extreme power the governments have been given.

Rival Drivel

2006-07-28T00:07:00.000-04:00

There is a new fierce competition for the Blogtronbot's Family Reunion blog.

http://proyectopuentes.blogspot.com/

Check it out if you have any interest in anything I have ever done that is good for this world.

Haters...

2006-07-24T16:27:00.000-04:00

...such a bunch of haters.... Jebediah, not sure which Vancouver girls you were looking at, but i am pretty sure chicks on the beach in Kitsilano, the spanish banks and at Wreck Beach are not as likely to be triple-40s.... thats more of the kayaking butch-dykes and dredlocked pasty white trustafarian hippie girls out in squamish scene....

in any case, i have no defense for vancouver, it can fend for itself, always ranked one of the top 3 most desirable cities in the world, but i am small town, so fuck a big city... my only allegiance to vancouver at the moment is to ubc, and thats not in session right now anyways... thats why i told you bastards to come to kamloops....

so whats the word now on this second family reunion in missoula.... dave, dbell, kdawg, ldontron, billy, jeb, ira, broken otter, ian, JT.... i am supposed to be working till the 26th and be at school in vancouver by the 29th, so i have no idea, unless i skip out on work a week early..... which i could maybe do for everyone in the Family except for those three ratbag sluts who wouldn't drive an extra 2.5 hours to come see me.... bastards....

bitter,
c

The boys in BC sans Kamloops!!!!!

2006-07-24T00:43:00.000-04:00

Kamloops is out of the fucking question since we have to go back to Seattle and we hate Carmen that dirty wop cunt. We understand the women that carmen loves after touring Vancouver. In case the rest of yall dont know than means they are all triple 40's. 40 mph, 40 meters away, and a 40 of Old E and they still look like a chick you would only hook up with when you were wasted and no one would find out. The kayaking is good here, the beer and food expensive. I am a bitch as usual and it is unbeliveably hot. So a big fuck you to all from the three of us.

bitches

by the way we are starting a fundamental mormon community.
our new names are as follows
amos will be the prophet hippopatamus
ira will be the prophet chuckanut
jeb will be the illustriaous potentate jebonkis

Come

2006-07-19T02:25:00.000-04:00

boys

whistler to missoula: 11hours, 11mins

whistler to kamloops: 4hours, 4mins
kamloops to missoula: 10hours, 27mins

3 hours, at the canadian speed limit. come see me, this saturday, or there will be Jihad.

c

HOLY SHIT!!

2006-07-17T00:14:00.000-04:00

Dude, this is incredible!! I knew Katie was always busy, but NOBEL FUCKING PRIZE?!?!?!?!?

Katie's Interview

fat knees and cankles

2006-07-16T18:15:00.000-04:00

I got stug 3 times on my ankles and they swelleded up real fat like and gave me cankles then i got knee surgery and i got a really fat knee, luckly the knee dosnt feel that bad and i can already put weight on it so every thing is good. im boardddddddddddd and miss my amos, and hate jeb. o

bad math

2006-07-16T00:54:00.000-04:00

sorry... a correction:

whistler to missoula: 11hours, 11mins
whistler to kamloops: 4hours, 4mins
kamloops to missoula: 10hours, 27mins

that is around 3 hours extra total driving time!!! so like 2 hours extra with the normal 10miles over speed limit highway driving style.... 2 hours boys!! 2 hours!! for a joyous reunion the likes of which the interior of british columbia hath never dreameth'ed of...

c

...and this is all true

2006-07-16T00:31:00.000-04:00

amos, jeb, ira

whistler is 4 hours from my house.... yes, 4 hours.... going back through the vancouver "beltway" or whatever they call beltways in canada, heading back east and south, will take a long time, the traffic is horrendous, you have to cross 2 major congested arteries of traffic... ask john averett about vancouver traffic, it is death...

OR

you drive one of the most blindingly beautiful mountain scenic interior country drives in all of north america, taking the route from whistler, to lytton/lillooet, and onwards to kamloops.... you stay the 22nd, a saturday night, in kamloops.... you eat from the mazzotta fruit trees and get to see maria again and finally meet bruno and i show you my world in full summer genius, complete with cougars and fishing and mountain biking some of the best terrain in the world if you want to and just sheer asskicking amazingness... refreshed, you leave sunday and drive back to montana, going through one of many beautiful routes (will it be the okanagan? the kootenays? the rockies?)....

honestly guys, kamloops is east of whistler, it IS north, yes, but not that much... and the drive is ridonkulous....
from mapquest:
whistler back to missoula: 11 hours, 11mins
whistler to kamloops: 4 hours, 4 mins
kamloops to missoula: 10 hours, 27 mins

so there you have it.... and at the speed people actually drive, you are at less than 4 hours extra, to come to kamloops!! prolly more like 3.... 3 hours extra to have a totally different, way more genius drive home through a lot more canada that you have never seen... and the route from whistler to kamloops includes some of the best whitewater in BC (lytton, lillooet, etc), which you guys can scout out... 3 hours guys, to see a Family Brotha and his whole family and his world and everything....

let's reunite boys....
peace
c

Katie's First Commercial

2006-07-12T17:35:00.000-04:00

Hey yall, just recorded this off the TV. Look's like Katie's on her way to the movies!

She also said that being teleported is like a thousand orgasms screaming in the night rain of Alcupulco.

yep

I wish I was at work...

2006-07-11T15:34:00.000-04:00

That is right I want to work. Why? Because I am bored. My boss is super cool, but sometimes I want to kick his ass for being disorganized. I couldn't work today because there was no lumber at the job site.

On another note, Italy sucks, but so does France, the only really Kick Ass country in the World is th C.S.A, that's right the Confederate States of America. The South will rise again, and with flowing mullets, liberal firearms legislation, and slavery back in place, all countries will bow down and just hand over the World Cup, as they already handed over the Stanley Cup earlier this summer. If Canada wants the cup back they have to export all the dirty french and italian canadiens and quit saying "eh."

On a more serious note, Landon and Karen are adopting a little North Korean child, because of L-Don's inability to perform in the sack. His Birthday is rapidly approaching so maybe the Viagra I sent him will help him out.

Carmen, I am coming to BC, with JEB and Ira, but we only have like 4 days so we are going to go kayaking and not visit you, you silly wop. In all seriousness though we will be there around Whistler Squamish proximity around July 20 or 21st.

Peace for now,
mos

Life

2006-07-11T01:47:00.000-04:00

true to all that dave... materazzi thinks he is a gangster... BUT zidane is still an idiot for headbutting him... and we will never know what materazzi said to zidane, no way....

but i mean, thats life... now, the germans didn't deserve to win against the argentinians, they got a goal in the 80th minute after argentinas star goaltender was injured and taken out, and then they of course won the shootout against a weak ass goaltender with no chance in comparison to the geniusness of Lehmann... just like the carolina hurricanes didn't deserve to win the stanley cup, but edmontons goalie got taken out in game one and for the first time in the hundred plus year history of the stanley cup finals, a backup goaltender was brought in cold to a stanley cup final never having even played a playoff game in his life... in 2004 the calgary flames won the stanley cup over tampa bay in game six, yet a controversial goal disallowed the flames goal and then the lightning came back, tied it up, went into OT, won, and came back and took game seven in their home rink.... in 2002 carmin mazzotta's mono became official 3 days before the conference meet in cross and phil latters world turned upside down the night before and joel collier was top man and again UNCA underperformed at conference.... carl lewis has said you can't win a gold medal without drugs and he has more than anybody but ben johnson is the black sheep of sprinting... israel bombs palestine and is continually committing atrocities on the level of long-term genocide but because it is an "american client state" as referred to by Chomsky, we don't do anything about it... corporations run the world and spend billions on ridiculously invalid studies to "prove" that global climate change is not necessarily so human-influenced, and corporations run the media so this is constantly pumped out to the duped masses who remain duped masses...

in the meantime, the forests around my house are dying thanks to pine beetle that would die off if we ever had a cold winter anymore, acid rain is eating eastern forests in the mountains, species are dying everywhere, rainforests are being cleared in brazil for cows to graze on, seaboards are being washed away every hurricane season, and now, germans are crying and the french are sad and zinedine zidane got the golden ball mvp or whatever but he is still pissed, and materazzi is having an orgy with somebody's mom and somebody else's girlfriend while sipping Dom P, Cristal, and Moet and smoking cuban cigars lit by Satan.....

last night i was telling a joke and my brother was eating a peanut butter and honey sandwich and he laughed and choked and the sandwich went up his nose and he got an allergic reaction and is still plugged up with sandwich nose tonight....

its life man, life's a bitch, and that bitch ain't always fair.....
i love you dave
c

Carmen I know your Italian, but....

2006-07-10T20:51:00.000-04:00

there is no way you really support this team. Check out this video of Materazi, the dirty piece of shit that provoked the rage of zidane.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpG4AHlZrL4&search=Materazzi

and for fun....here is the headbut for all who have no clue what were talking about to see
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOGL9y-ggVU&search=zidane%20head%20butt

Word on the street is Materazzi sadi something about Zidane's sister being a whore and him looking like an arab terrorist on a team full of apes. If that's the case the bitch deserved it. It was still very poor judgement though.

Need more...here is dive that got Italy past Austrailia who was outplaying them. This dumbass commentator has the nerve to praise him for "selling the dive"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzF6C7gzhOQ&search=italy%20diving

Then there is this one. Notice de rossi is back for the finals though. You see the smart ass look he gets on his face as the ref pulls out the red. fucking prick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlGHw4S7IMc&search=italy%20elbow%20usa

sorry Carmen....but these guys fucking suck dick. Can you tell I'm still bitter about Germany losing to them. But really though...they are a dirty dirty team that makes the baby jesus cry whenever they take the field. Peace out bitches.

headbutts and fakers

2006-07-09T21:24:00.000-04:00

Today, the better team did not win. The Italians were outplayed... burned repeatedly on defence by Henry and Ribery, unable to cover Zidane, and if it wasn't for the Italian goaltender Buffon when Zidane had that brilliant header in extra time, the French would be hoisting the World Cup right now. The Italians deserve almost all the hatred they get from everyone: if I was not Italian, I would have cheered for the French today. The Italians bitch and moan and play dirty; they go down and bring out the stretcher and then a quick splash of "miracle water" from the trainer's water bottle later, they are back out on the field.

However, Zidane is a total fucking moron for that headbutt. This was the World Cup Final, not 3am at some random redneck bar in a hick town........... although...... it was probably the most badass headbutt to the sternum I have ever seen. And from a Frenchman... wow.... must be his South African origins... the brandon trollip factor.... taught to headbutt from early childhood by rhinos in the wild... or something....

As For Me...

2006-07-06T08:20:00.000-04:00

I'm pulling for the Blue Jays, I think they're Montrealan. I like their immaculate booter.

in defence of nazis... err argentinians

2006-07-06T03:27:00.000-04:00

otter make sure you have built some sort of bionic leg for the family reunion in montana in late august.... we need you brotha...

dave, that is a very good point about nazis in south america.... BUT, honestly, there is a large german population in this island city/genius place called Floripa in the south of brazil... i didn't see any german looking people in argentina... everybody looked like me there, or, like Squaws... yup, squaws... strong indian presence there... and chileans are the stuck up dickheads... you go there and if you can't understand something, with their stupid dancing spanish that they take the "s" out of everything "donde e'ta" "ma' o meno'"... its hard... otter just dominated cuz if they didn't listen to him he would take his big ol' crankledank out of his pants and flidunk them in the face repeatedly... my small sensitive penis was no match for Chile though.... and really, the whole arrogance thing, come on, the rest of latin america is just jealous of all the ridiculously beatiful women, giant free range organic fed steak beef and super cheap incredible wine that argentina has that the rest of south america doesn't have... its small man syndrome inferiority complex... its like canadians hating americans.. then they go to the USA and meet the most brilliant men they will ever meet... also known as The Family..... so there...

amos, this is a little creek also known as Jamieson Creek a few weeks back out here in Kamloops... the girl in the yellow is maria and thats me behind her in this pic, the other 2 are people we found on the trek and ate for food once it all went horribly wrong...

and in this pic, on the left you will see a sweet mother of 2 who turns 38 on friday.... her daughter is 18, and is the one on the right.... yes this woman, the mother, is very beautiful, and may have captured my heart.... Ira, the hunt is alive and well here in Kamloops... peace brothas

embrace

2006-07-06T01:09:00.000-04:00

boys, the missoula reunion needs to be confirmed. late august sounds good. dave, kenny, ian, jeb otter...i may have a car available to drive out to montana. the family can't be apart for much longer. our powers must combine again soon. i feel the energy from the crystal lattice that ira and amos have been harnessing in montana and we must all follow the glowing lights emiting from deep within the crystal structure.
otter, what the fuck man. that is the shittiest thing that could happen to you. i'll send you something while you're recovering if you give me your address.
well i'm back in atlanta. just got back last night. gonna figure out some easy but well paying work for the next couple of months.
also, jaye and i are good...she is done in oregon sometime late august or mid-september. i may continue on to oregon after the reunion.
look for a bell sighting in asheville soon boys. i'll call you punks soon. dave, tell katie to get ready for me.
addition...i got 3 dollars on france for the cup...i'll give you 2 to 1 odds carmen. these frenchmen will not cower like the frenchmen of the world wars. 1 to zero...final score.
embrace the flux and patients are my motos now.
kickin it
db

Move to Chile

2006-07-05T17:10:00.000-04:00

For all you kayak sluts, you need to move to chile this next season, this is the Ventesquero, and it is like this for like 20km, the big drop in the center of the pic is like 20ft. By far the gnar gnariest river ive ever seen. jeb your a bitch.

Otter dun fud up bi tim

2006-07-04T08:38:00.000-04:00

The other night i left the bar, walked across town to my car, and proceded to drive home, 2 miles from my house a deer jumped out of the woods, i swerved to miss it and conviently into a telephone pole, the pole was cracked in two and still standing but in the middle of the road, i drove to my parents, woke my dad up, called the cops, and went back, where i got a interigated by the cop, he gave my a sobriety test and said that i passed it perfect but i failed the breathalizer, so mr otter is without a license and with many bills, anyway depending weather this costs me $10,000 or $15,000 i still want to go the the reunion in MT. Also i am getting knee surgery(thanks to beefsocks) on the 13th so ill be layed up for a while, send flowers and money to the help otter get out of debt fund. other than thAT im doing good.

whaddub

2006-07-03T02:35:00.000-04:00

family reunions, carmin not being the sleazeball champion, italian slams, flux, and DAVE ACTUALLY WRITES! ok lets talk...

dave, the best thing for you to do is to fly into vancouver or kamloops and we will drive to montana through the great canadian rockies and the kootenays.... dbell, you too.... everybody, kenny too, hell serious you guys lets pull a massive Kenny and come pick carmin up in kamloops and head to missoula... its the best of both worlds, you get the geniusness of missoula and everyone finally gets to see the mighty sweltering inferno that is kamloops, where the mid day temperature has not dropped below 100 degrees in the downtown core since summer began.... i will feed you every piece of fruit off our myriad of beautiful trees and every bite of vegetable from Joe Mazzotta's famous golden garden of geniusness....

I CALLED IT on BRAZIL by the way, first thing when i woke up saturday morning bleary eyed and hungover after hooking up with TWO MOMS at the bar, both with multiple children (no i have not made a herpes ridden 14 year old mexican street whore pregnant, but i am really working hard at regaining my title of Biggest Family Manwhore, any way i can). Watched England lose! YES! Here in Canada it was Canada Day and a happy day it was, hangovers and all....

...but the day before was sad. Argentina is the greatest country on Earth. The Promised Land. They outplayed the Germans. They lost their goalie just like the Edmonton Oilers lost their goalie in Game One of the Stanley Cup Final against Carolina. And both the Oilers and the Argentines would have won it all had they had their trusty keepers, and not some fucks who can't make a save in a penalty shootout to save his life. Fucking Nazis. Almost as bad as the Jews... sorry dbell, i meant Israelis.

anyways, so the Azzuri are a bunch of melodramatic fucks, but come on, everybody hates the Italians, but how could you cheer for germany?!?! what good have germans ever done, aside from producing part of dave mcglothlin and giving us Omi (prolly spelled way wrong)...

anyways, so here's to an all-oliveskinarmy final, since argentina and brazil shit the bed and we can't have all-oliveskinarmy final four.... cuz as a greek peasant once said to my father in 1967 when he was hanging out in the Grecian countryside: Uno Facia, Uno Razza, which means One Face, One Race.... which is pretty much why i secretly loathe all of you except for Kenny, Dbell and Landon, who are kind of dark like me.

lets shoot for a very late august Family reunion. i have to be back in school at the beginning of September. but last 2 weeks of August sound great to me. dave you are the love of my life and thank you for writing.... dbell its all good homey, even if i was prepping a community parade and square dance-off for your august arrival.... you could have had some wonderful canadian poontang.. but i support your decision, maybe you will move out west to be with her and we can meet up at a halfway point (Colville, Washington? mmm redneck logger town where they still hunt indians for sport, yess...) every month.... kenny i want all those xmen videos so i can do it too... bring them in august... ian, herpes is disgusting, i am never doing a DVDA gangbang with you again.... ira come here and share in the cougar love with me... landon stop punching karen in the stomach and have a baby for once you pussy.... john take a small fraction of your enormous wealth from that big-money corporate job you got out in boston and come join this shitshow.... amos when are you coming to homathko? i need to be smothered in furry big blue goodness...

peace
c

Germany 06 world cup cahampions and dave 06 world gas tank pissing champion

2006-06-30T17:38:00.000-04:00

Carmen. Have you been watching the world cup? If so, then you realize the impending doom of the Italian soccer team, although they seem more like an italian drama troop with all of their diving and flailing, at the hands of the superior German machine....mwahahahahahah. But seriously though...it frustrates me to watch the Italian team play. I sincerely don't like them. Not italians in general. Just their team. but in the end both teams are playing for the right to lose to Brasil.

In other news. I haven't drank in 8 days. I think thats a NDBD Family record over the last year or so. (NDBD=Non Dave Bell Division). My plan is to give my liver a vacation till the fourth then strap fireworks to myself and drink to celebrate our nation's independance.

Amos and Ira. I'm game for a late summer western family reunion. Will there be pie? How about chips and dip? But really where should I be looking to get a plane ticket to that would be the most convenient for a pickup form one of you.

Ian. I cant make a definative statment as I haven't heard your entire story but it sounds as though you have forevermore surpassed all of us as the sleaziest family member. There is no hope for you Carmen. that was a great run for the title in South America, but Ian is just too strong of a force. Just let him take the title. Take consolation in knowing you never had to play U2 covers to get the ladies. Man I need to shut up...sorry guys. I love you all....even if you did knock up a 14 year old in Mexico Ian.

speaking of knocking up. When is the baby shower landon?

Peace out brothas

I HAVE DONE IT!!!

2006-06-25T13:06:00.000-04:00

As of this moment, I; Kenneth Daniel Bogert of Asheville, NC; have joined the small, exclusive club of people around the world who have watched EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF X-MEN: THE ANIMATED SERIES. That's right, that fucking baddass Saturday morning cartoon series from the early nineties.

I am now officially an oracle of X-MEN lore. Ask me mortals!!!! and be AFRAID!!! Ask me of the method to destroy the Phalanx covenent (a techno-organic virus engineered by Forge and Beast), the year Cable first time-traveled back in time to destroy Apocalypse's fortress in ancient Egypt (3999), the name of the super-sentinel from Bishop's time (Nimrod), who was Moira McTaggert's Son!!! (Proteus)

Ask me! Ask me! I shall tell you of the true Pheonix and Dark Phoenix Saga, the love between Wolverine and DeathStryke, how Mr. Sinister discovered the secrets of life and created Jack the Ripper in the 1800s!!!

Please, God, someone ask me.

What?

2006-06-23T15:00:00.000-04:00

Hi- My name is Amos, I live in a small apartment with a large dog and an even bigger gringo who speaks horribly retarded spanish, can't spell in english, and likes to drink a lot of beer. I also seem to like to drink this substance called beer. Other activities that I enjoy include...posting video of Ira humping/getting humped by his dog (check out dogsexfantasies. com), I also like kayaking, skiing, pooping, not shooting myself in the finger with nail guns, and many other activities. If anyone in the family wants to participate in some or all of these activities in Missoula you should call Amos or Ira at their respective phone numeros and we will all get together and slay cougars like we actually know how to make babies, which I am sorry to hear Landon is not going to have. particularly because Karen promised her first born to Ira, and I need someone to pick up the apartment... on top of domestic service I think those little guys can pull enough cash on the black market for the type of party Otter was talking about. This would include travel expenses for all involved, as long as Kenny is willing to be shipped in a refrigerator box by DHL, they will pick you up at you house. As well DBizzle has to bike wherever the party is because he needs to have bike cock so that all the ladies know exactly how much of a man he is.

So... after that wildly inappropriate, but commonplace rant, I hope everybody has decided the best course of action for Armageddon II (The Family Reunion) to take place. If Karen won't pop one out, or refuses to give the child to Ira, we can go to plan B, selling Landon's love child with that 17 year grocery bagger in Fort Collins.

Rock on
Mos, Yes I do have a JOB but didn'y have to go today, Shuman

I feel so betrayed

2006-06-13T15:04:00.000-04:00

You mean Ldon is not having a baby, man i feel so betrayed, i already made the plans for a week long baby shower for landon, it involved numberous strippers, a donkey, all you can eat thick burgers curtousy of hardees, and of course more pabst than the famly could possibly drink in a week. But now that my dreams of becoming unkie otter have been dashed against the rocks and im out $4000 i guess ill just have the party by myself, (mabe ill let billymos come). Thanks alot landon. Oh, and in case you couldnt tell i was beeing sarcastic. Actually, i made the whole story up, im not really having this party, and actually i didnt even plan it, in fact i never even called the strippers, sorry to get your hopes up mos. So, let recap: there are no strippers, no donkey, no burgers, and only a case of beer, and definantly no parties here. But, when landon does slip up and make a baby ill be waiting for the party.
Dave the email is MROTTERSBOX@hotmail.com
O

Update

2006-06-11T22:01:00.000-04:00

I know where baby's come from. Pussies so don't be a pussy and make a baby. John's email.
John@4-info.org

And things are good on my side of the woods. Brewing beer, mountain biking, hiking, and marginal cost analysis. Needless to say Life is Good.

i need some e-mail addresses

2006-06-07T23:25:00.000-04:00

amos, ira, otter, jeb, landon, ian
i need your individual e-mail addresses. this is an order!
i know we have the blog but what if some day the blog was down and i needed to get in touch with say...landon right away to ask him some fatherly advise.
it could happen
by the way landon, is karen breast feeding or are you'all using formula? keep that baby on the real thing for as long as possible.
my email is davidbell888@hotmail.com
db

So lets get something clear

2006-06-03T18:19:00.000-04:00

L-don-tron is NOT HAVING A BABY. Mostly because I don't know where babys come from or how they are made. And if I knew how they were made I don't think Karen would let me make one. But seriously, I'm not having a baby, in case you didn't know, Amos makes up lies. But that story about his vaginal infection as a result of an especially steamy incident with cottage cheese and Ira's new dog is absolutely true. So in conclusion, Amos has a vaginal infection, Ira has a new dog, and most importantly, I have not bred baby don-trons, and if I did I wouldn't name them Kenny, Jeb, or David, sorry.
shmandon

Another Idea

2006-05-29T10:30:00.000-04:00

An idea. So, I had another idea. And I think it’s a really good one. Some of us may think it is better than others. We should all write one or two stories of us being together. Of something stupid we did, or an adventure that we took together. We could then collect these stories put them together and sell the book, simply entitled The Family (or Adventures of The Family). It would be a collection of short stories, each an adventure that would grab the audience and read well.

One or two of us would edit them to make them all have the same feel and similar use of language. So let me know what stories you think are good stories for this. I thought of the adventures on the bulldozer (playing with a bulldozer under cafeteria, which landed me in court). Picking up Ira in jail, the night before to the actual moment of pick up. Dave stealing the sign.

Of course some of these we would not complete remember due to how long ago it happened (more likely due to the amount of alcohol consumed), but that’s what is fun about it all. We can elaborate, stretch details, or even change settings, sequence of events, or combine to ‘adventures.’ It would be quoted as a sociological thriller, a true insight into the early adventures of college students, and the connection young men can make with each other through adventures.

I know some of you would love to be part of this, Jeb and Carmin first come to mind. And others may not be as comfortable writing. Just get the ideas down and someone can help make the writing smooth. We can do this and all be published authors.

First step is to come up with some of the best adventures we have had, and then we can think of who wants to write them. So let me know what each of you think. And let the others know about this idea and this post. No huge rush, just something we can all be working on slowly over the next 6 months. After we have one or two stories I will pitch it to some big publishing companies

MotherFUcking ASSHOLES

2006-05-26T17:04:00.000-04:00

Who the fuck do you think you are???? Prof. X was the most powerful mutant. END OF STORY, not fucking jean grey with a angry personality. She threatened him he would have fucking sent her brain back to an ape. HER FUCKING MAIN POWER WAS TELEKINESIS NOT FUCKING TELEPATHY. Phoenix added pyrokinesis to that. And thanks for making Prof. X look like a pussy and having WOLVERINE of all people beat him in an argument.

Have you no shame? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A COMIC BOOK LOOKS LIKE?!?!?!?

Dear fucking God, that movie pissed me off.

New location

2006-05-24T18:27:00.000-04:00

I finally have a job. My new location is in Marlborough, MA, about 40 minutes west of Boston. Its a nice little town. Tons of trees, lots of good close recreational areas, white mountains, NYC, Adirondacks, Cape Cod, etc. (All who want to visit are welcomed after about mid July. I am trying to settle in and find a place to live. This may take some time.) Keep it real and maybe a Family gathering in the NorthEast. Its centrally located to MT, CO, NC, and wherever Otter may be China.

Who the fuck are you shining that light in my face

2006-05-22T09:30:00.000-04:00

Just returned from costa rica, and 7 of my friends and i decided to have a barbque, it was a sunday night so it was almost a formal evening; freash wahoo on the grill and a fine bottle of chilain wine, a regular old fucker party like JEB likes. Dinner is over so we start a huge bonfireand just sit around talking, not even close to a family party, it was very civilaized and there were as many girls as guys (something the family is still trying to figure out). Something was said to me from my buddy goofy steve, so i got up and threw him on the ground, i turn around and someone has a flashlight right in my face, "Who The Fuck are you shining that fucking light in My face!" I demanded as i moved toward them in a stern manner. "It is the Police," the light said. What the fuck i look around and there are 8, no shit, 8 cops surounding the 8 of us. "Woooh, sorry sir whats the problem here," i say. "Oh, can you guys just tone it down a little." Then the cops just go and sit in their cars in the driveway for like 20 minutes. All fucking 8 of them. What the fuck. I dont think i have ever been to a quieter party, i dont even think i ever yelled. Boone sucks, cops have nothing to do. O

How To

2006-05-18T08:44:00.000-04:00

How to Create a Link:
How to Create a Link

OMG what a STUD

2006-05-16T13:01:00.000-04:00

The UNC Asheville Athletics Department recently handed out its awards for the 2005-06 year. Track and Field standout David Bell was named Male Athlete of the Year

please just dip this guys balls in marinara sauce so I can get a taste italy with that studlyness

for dave

2006-05-13T20:56:00.000-04:00

sup boys,

it was great blacking out all over asheville last night. I think i tore a hole in my brain, i didn't realize you could do that. sorry i had to check out early... ya'll better be fucking shit up family style. dbell just want to say congrats, you know your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. here is a little video for dave mc to masturbate to.

http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/full/354/13/e12/DC1

YEAHHHHHHHHH

2006-05-12T11:07:00.000-04:00

Too many moonshine margaritas for this character. But in the words of our dear friend JEB Hall you can only go blind from drinking once.... Hope all non present family members are willing to step up the partying in their respective locations this weekend.

For anyone else interseted in a summer of stupidity in a drier climate, Ira and I will be slaying cougars in Montana. The family is willing to take their stupidity transcontinental.

Later, gotta get ready for the arrival of John David
Mos

Awkward

2006-05-10T10:44:00.000-04:00

I didn't realize there could be an awkward silence on a Blog. Any way this shall make it better.

Kenny's Depressed

2006-05-05T15:22:00.001-04:00

First the news that Carmin is infested, and now this crap

My heart has just sunk to the bottom levels of RhRil, the subterrainian torture chambers too depraved to be included in Hell.

Then again, maybe the video was a deleted scene to be replaced with good stuff?

Cinco de Mayo and my Bad Penis

2006-05-05T04:56:00.000-04:00

sonstroke is fucking amazing, who is the guy on the far right?

second, d bell, you come to kamloops and i will be here, there ain't no ten ways 'bout it. you want to come burn my town, bring it bitch, August is burning time and the forest fires may have beat you to it anyway.

third, i am still coming to asheville late august, have a good cinco de mayo and second family reunion you fucks. carmin is gonna make some coin, improve on the 19 canadian dollars, 5000 chilean pesos (about 10 bucks US) and 10 bolivianos (about a sack of dog shit US) at my possession, and take a late august trip.

fourth, i really am just gonna be honest here and say that... i think i have some strange STD. Ian, is my dick just dirty or why is there an abundance of white smegma-y type shit around my foreskin? Should I just keep washing and hope this goes away? The problem here is that my doctor is the dad of this girl I kinda might wanna go after this summer, so....

Love,
A Concerned Carmin
(serves me right for having sex with a Bolivian woman who was 27 but claimed she was a virgin and then when pressed said she hadn't had sex in 6 months which makes her a virgin in Bolivia apparently).

Note: That was probably the most nasty yet most brutally honest blog post yet made on all of Blogger.com (yeah I am not kidding about the smegma... help me out, "e train")

Happy Cinco de Mayo, and remember that Domes AREN'T for Chumps after all...

cinco de mayo

2006-05-04T08:25:00.000-04:00

fellrs i reckin i's headed dat ways tords dat gol dern hipy town you faggits liv in 4 dat gol dern no workin mexican hollyday cinco de mayo, so get ready to shit. oi oi oi. Otter

Sonstroke

2006-05-03T14:07:00.000-04:00

OMG!!!!! Have yall heard of this band SonStroke?!?!? They are the most badass Christian Rock band ever!!!!!!!!

The best part is, my parents are totally cool with them cause they are spreading the message of Jesus, and kicking satan's ass!!! It's just like other rock only better!