Fucking Cereal Companies

As I attempted to open the box of cereal this morning some fell on the floor. Piece of shit fucking cereal companies, too much glue was applied to the wax lined plastic, so that even a moderately strong fellow (dense Chinese muscle) as myself had troubles. Why, one would ask, do cereal companies do this, I now know. They want to sell you some cheap scissors, perhaps to take your own life because the cereal fell on the floor. I got the cereal open and to my surprise, there was an advertisement on the inside of the box to mail off some cash for a set of scissors. Who the fuck needs six different scissors. Fucking cereal companies, unnecessarily getting cereal on my floor. Fuck them and the hell if I'm going to pick that shit up, fuck it. Fuck cereal, I want bacon.