CANADA, THE HOMO-FASCIST LAND OF SODOMY AND GODLESSNESS...

Oh, I weep and pray for the inhabitants of this lost country! Your poor, socialist-numbed, godless polititions have finally blasphemed the ultimate Sin. There is no hope for you now, we will watch as your society crumbles under the heavy weight of Satan. Your sins so great and pervasive that your children will be forever marked from birth with the sign of the beast. Your eyes so clouded from depravity you yourselves will be unable to see the sign located just inside your child's rectum. For only a priest, with the purest heart and Christian faith, could combat the perverted grip Satan has on your children with his ordained phallus in the true image of god. Repenting, sacrifice, reconciliation will fail, for God hates Canada! Your entire nation is doomed to be killed by tsunamis! Your destruction will serve as an undeniable proof of the righteousness of God, and the holiness of our glorious and everlasting country.