Fuck Halloween

Halloween was stupid. I didn't have much fun, but I was pretty drunk so thats ok. Ya'll shoulda come down so we could have killed frat boys. I guess some guy got stabbed on beefsock's street but I think he was not a frat boy so that doesn't count. Then the e-medicine doc that sowed him up gave us a lecture Tuesday morning and showed a bunch of pictures of heart stabbings. I'm pretty psyched cuz soon I'll know how to sow shut heart stabbing wounds, so we can go get into knief fights and not have anything to worry about cuz I'll just fix us afterwards. And then we'll get reall good and kill everyone because if you get in knief fights and don't even care you always win.

I did a little climbing yesterday with beefsocks at the gym and saw the most basass climber I've ever seen. He is in magazines and shit. He walked up and onsighted this problem without even using his feet, then that beefsocks tried and couldn't get past the second move with his feet and everything. I had to have an orgasm when this guy was climbing cuz it was beautiful like spiderman. Then Adam and I walked away and drank beer in an irish pub which sucked but we talked about saving the world which was cool and then we drank very much more beer at my house. I'm havin a very giant party with keg and thousands of people on friday so you guys should come on down. There will be many naked girls there because my roommate tim love will tell them to come and they will be naked.

ciao

E-Train (this is what I'm now called in medical school, which is way cooler than any nickname I had in Ashevile)