Letterman Mind Messages

I know this sounds crazy, but David Letterman has asked me to marry him too. It was in 1997, and he said "Welcome Victoria" Welcome is our secret mind codeword for "Marry me" and Victoria was my bitch name. This sucks now because I thought I was the only one, but apparently Dave (whose codeword was Dirk SteakHammer) has been asking others to marry him too.

I feel sooooo, violated. Maybe I will get a restraining order to prove that Dirk SteakHammer loves me more.