Shit Yall

Goats. Fuck guys, I don’t want you to all take this the wrong way, but what are we in the fucking middle east. We start eating goats the next thing you know were converting to Islam and wasting our time bitching about our stupid fucking religion. Then its all down hill from there, we grow our hair out a bit, some how start stinking like shit, eating other fucked up food, and before you know it we hate everyone else in the world. We loose our jobs and for fun protest stupid shit like a cartoon in a newspaper. We kill each other and bomb other people and countries. It’s just not a good start. What happen to eating a hog. We are in the fucking south, THE SOUTH. Where people cook hogs, not fucking goats. (Well the Mexicans eat goats, but fuck man that’s worse than the fucking Arabs) So yeah we can get a goat, but I will see you guys in a few years and beat the shit out of you for what you all have become. I am bringing a fucking hog and sticking to my heritage. God damn fucking liberal arts university.