Who the fuck are you shining that light in my face

Just returned from costa rica, and 7 of my friends and i decided to have a barbque, it was a sunday night so it was almost a formal evening; freash wahoo on the grill and a fine bottle of chilain wine, a regular old fucker party like JEB likes. Dinner is over so we start a huge bonfireand just sit around talking, not even close to a family party, it was very civilaized and there were as many girls as guys (something the family is still trying to figure out). Something was said to me from my buddy goofy steve, so i got up and threw him on the ground, i turn around and someone has a flashlight right in my face, "Who The Fuck are you shining that fucking light in My face!" I demanded as i moved toward them in a stern manner. "It is the Police," the light said. What the fuck i look around and there are 8, no shit, 8 cops surounding the 8 of us. "Woooh, sorry sir whats the problem here," i say. "Oh, can you guys just tone it down a little." Then the cops just go and sit in their cars in the driveway for like 20 minutes. All fucking 8 of them. What the fuck. I dont think i have ever been to a quieter party, i dont even think i ever yelled. Boone sucks, cops have nothing to do. O