Carmin and the Penguin-o-philes

The truth has finally come out! The locals of a small town in British Columbia have been fornicating with an-arctic water fowl all these years! In the latest chapter of this depravity, the school system of Kamloops has gotten in bed with linux for all its computer needs. Next I hear they're going to deport all seals and erect a giant statue of Linus Torvalds in the town square.

Now that I think back, it all makes sense. All those feathers in his room, always icing is feet, his inability to fly. He's a damn penguin!