Presentations

First off, I'm still drunk from last night so this may be incoherent. I had a presentation yesterday for some faculty members and students and have found the best way to prepare. I take a shit. As Carmin will proclaim, its really relaxing, but I like it for some other reasons. First as shit pours out of my asshole I think about how trivial this bullshit presentation really is. The only reason I am here is to fuck some chick, make a kid, eat food, and shit. I think about all this will shitting and starring at my big cock. Then I think damn that’s a big fucking cock, I should masturbate, but I resist. So it gives me the perfect combination between knowing things are trivial (everything is about shitting), and knowing that I am powerful and secure (my big cock). So if you ever have something that your nervous about like presentations or orgies just sit down and let shit pour out your ass, and if you think you have a small cock, think about how you need to prove to others that your badass since your penis is small. Good Luck.