yea, ILOVEFLOSS is the ultimate
Brizzles,
Ian here with my new blogger identity, I love me some floss; please note the double reference to the string that we use to clean our teeth, and my perpetual infatuation with dave's mom.
So all I wanted to do when I got of work was have a fucking beer with a friend. Goddamn is that to much to ask. Kenny can't detach his vagina from his computer screen, amos's vagina is so big he can't lift it from the couch. And nobody else seems to give a damn. Well fuck it, I'm going to go cry and masturbate in the shower (I'm serious.)
Fuck Tuesdays are wonderful.
Ian
Ian here with my new blogger identity, I love me some floss; please note the double reference to the string that we use to clean our teeth, and my perpetual infatuation with dave's mom.
So all I wanted to do when I got of work was have a fucking beer with a friend. Goddamn is that to much to ask. Kenny can't detach his vagina from his computer screen, amos's vagina is so big he can't lift it from the couch. And nobody else seems to give a damn. Well fuck it, I'm going to go cry and masturbate in the shower (I'm serious.)
Fuck Tuesdays are wonderful.
Ian
posted by dr. e. t rain at
1:20 AM
1 Comments:
Ok, he who gets fucked by his boss cannot criticise those of us who get fucked by machines. Some of us have jobs that require us to put our vaginas on the computer screen, as opposed to others who get to have their vaginas back when their boss tells them so. If your vagina wasn't getting fucked all day by gimps in the back seats of cars ...
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Kenny, at 3/29/2005 10:37 PM
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