All up in this bi-atch

Sup big neptizzles, finally I figured this shiz-nit out didn't mean to leave yall hanging. Anyways, where to start, been slippy slidin the slippy slidy hill a lot. Throwing some dirt nasty snow based space godzillas, and the boof stroke with the four-ten split. Other than that I've been a lazy bastard. Bartending at the resort has taught me some valuable life lessons though.

1) Hey, who knew it, I'm a damn good looking guy (especially with the 10-16 and the 45-60 crowds)
2) People with families are unhappy and iritable
3) Rich people suck, yeah thats right, all of them
4)If you rinse a glass with water before you pour a beer it won't foam over

So other than learning to snowboard and pour martinis, I have been a complete waste of carbon this winter, but thats all right cause this shit is fun... I'm going to stick around for this summer, hopefully make it back to Ashevegas in may and then next winter its off to Central America. Anyone who wants to come along and be part of my beard growing, fish spearing, grass shack building, hippy commune is welcome. I'm gonna hire some guatemaulan to teach me some spainglish, chase monkeys in the forest, lasso crocodiles, and eat bananas. Fuckin A man, can't hardly wait. later skaters
shmandon