The Proposed Bills
To add to the rules I propose that we all accept the following. First, we need a declaration. I would be willing to write this up but my opportunity cost of time is a bit high, so I can edit or revise. My suggestions:
1: SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
This Act may be cited as the `The Act of Forming The Declaration of Some Bad Ass Motherfuckers' cited below as ‘The Act.’
SEC. 2. DECLERATION FORMATION REQUIREMENTS.
(a) Not later than 1 day after the date of this post the members shall add what they please and manipulate The Act. including--
(1) a description of the purposes for which you are making you change
(2) a clear indication of where changes are made;
(b) Subsequent Changes- Not later than 1 day or in addition to 2 days but not less than 5 days clearly being an upper limit of 15 days these changes should be made and suggestions to The Act
SEC. 3. VOTING IN THE CHANGES
(a) Changes to the declaration will be decided by a 4/7 majority and if you are the unfortunate 3/7 see your way out, unless you are John, his glory and mightiness, and we shall bless him.
(b) After completion we all drink a shot the same night wherever we may be, or pay for a shot for two of the members in May, during the annual
conference.
(1) This has to be proven by a signed letter by an ‘outsider’ or a picture.
And the Declaration
1: SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
This Declaration may be cited as the ` The Declaration of Some Bad Ass Motherfuckers' cited below as ‘The Act.’
SEC. 3. THE MISSION STATEMENT
The goal of this blog is to express the inner core of our beings, the drunken nights, the cougars, the long nights finding our way home, little reminiscing, focusing on new adventures, and seeking advice from the elders whomever they may be, will supporting the growth of each other and the stimulating each others penises.
SEC. 3. NEW MEMBERSHIP
(a) Since this is for family members only, I think if we hold a vote anytime someone wants to come in and they only get accepted if we have 3/4th yes's that would work.
(b) Same thing for getting kicked out, except it could be higher like unanimous, or 7/8th.
Blog Laws.
1. New Family Members will be voted in according to the rules stated by Kenny.
2. Girlfriends, both present and former, by nature of their impermanence, unpredictability, and conflicting/complicating nature with family members, are automatically disqualified from being added to the blog. Its nothing personal against them, they can of course read the blog and go and start their own blogs.
a. The said rule may be vetoed by the girlfriend's partner/family member. In which case it goes to vote by the family according to Law 1.
SEC. 4. THE MAY MEETING
(a) We get fucked up and try (scratch try and insert will) to hook up with scandalously dressed women, especially John and Ira.
(b) Buy John beer and find women for him and all who want to participate in ‘Jelly party’
That’s all for now, obviously I am busy with school, and note the change above (scratch try and insert will) that’s the style ladies. We can post this once complete on a different linked page. And we three who have wrote about about these rules, may be big fucking dorks, but one day, yes one day we will be powerful and respected in some circle of either moderately retarded old men or blind girls from Ethiopia.
Always with my kindest hardest throbing cock,
John
1: SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
This Act may be cited as the `The Act of Forming The Declaration of Some Bad Ass Motherfuckers' cited below as ‘The Act.’
SEC. 2. DECLERATION FORMATION REQUIREMENTS.
(a) Not later than 1 day after the date of this post the members shall add what they please and manipulate The Act. including--
(1) a description of the purposes for which you are making you change
(2) a clear indication of where changes are made;
(b) Subsequent Changes- Not later than 1 day or in addition to 2 days but not less than 5 days clearly being an upper limit of 15 days these changes should be made and suggestions to The Act
SEC. 3. VOTING IN THE CHANGES
(a) Changes to the declaration will be decided by a 4/7 majority and if you are the unfortunate 3/7 see your way out, unless you are John, his glory and mightiness, and we shall bless him.
(b) After completion we all drink a shot the same night wherever we may be, or pay for a shot for two of the members in May, during the annual
conference.
(1) This has to be proven by a signed letter by an ‘outsider’ or a picture.
And the Declaration
1: SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
This Declaration may be cited as the ` The Declaration of Some Bad Ass Motherfuckers' cited below as ‘The Act.’
SEC. 3. THE MISSION STATEMENT
The goal of this blog is to express the inner core of our beings, the drunken nights, the cougars, the long nights finding our way home, little reminiscing, focusing on new adventures, and seeking advice from the elders whomever they may be, will supporting the growth of each other and the stimulating each others penises.
SEC. 3. NEW MEMBERSHIP
(a) Since this is for family members only, I think if we hold a vote anytime someone wants to come in and they only get accepted if we have 3/4th yes's that would work.
(b) Same thing for getting kicked out, except it could be higher like unanimous, or 7/8th.
Blog Laws.
1. New Family Members will be voted in according to the rules stated by Kenny.
2. Girlfriends, both present and former, by nature of their impermanence, unpredictability, and conflicting/complicating nature with family members, are automatically disqualified from being added to the blog. Its nothing personal against them, they can of course read the blog and go and start their own blogs.
a. The said rule may be vetoed by the girlfriend's partner/family member. In which case it goes to vote by the family according to Law 1.
SEC. 4. THE MAY MEETING
(a) We get fucked up and try (scratch try and insert will) to hook up with scandalously dressed women, especially John and Ira.
(b) Buy John beer and find women for him and all who want to participate in ‘Jelly party’
That’s all for now, obviously I am busy with school, and note the change above (scratch try and insert will) that’s the style ladies. We can post this once complete on a different linked page. And we three who have wrote about about these rules, may be big fucking dorks, but one day, yes one day we will be powerful and respected in some circle of either moderately retarded old men or blind girls from Ethiopia.
Always with my kindest hardest throbing cock,
John
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