virgin mary

i am at the national conference for undergraduate research here in virginia. you know one of them smart persons conference. anyways slammin sam roberts and i got nick christian wasted for the first time in his life. we started the night off with big beers at salerno's restaurant. them we moved on to the southern inn reseraunt and drank taquilla sunrises and white russians. soon we were on to the ultimate irish car-bombs. nick was getting wasted and stumblin all over the place. so we are loaded up and walking around the campuses of washington and lee and the virginia military institute. we walk into a couple of washinton and lee fraternity parties and i automatically go in and ask for the highest quiality blow at the party. no one seemed to reaally have any so i decided to step it down a notch and ask who had any crlystal meth. i figured a good southern school like w&l must have some good crystal. but no.! so disapointed. no crystal. damnit!!!! so nick and i decide to race down the middle of the w&l quad]. nick pulls the unexpected and pulls his pats off to run the 200m in his undershorts. he wins. i was wearing teva's no contest nick kicked my ass. what a fu;nny night for the first timmer. the family strikes again. for the rest of the night nick christian was hitting on his fiancee anna-marie and pissing her off. lots of grab ass, and she bout slapped him.
popin' cherries is awsome.
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