I love this place

Yeah so DC got off to a bit of a slow start, but shit, 9 months later and a shit ton of alcohol, I am now in love with this place. Three dates in four days, 14 bars in five days, a shit ton of beer, God only knows how many hot ass interns and law students. Yes, there are literally hundreds of hot ass bitches here in the summer and they dress scandalously. (they are pretty fucking smart too) So if I am not here next year I am coming for a few weeks and dragging some of you bitches up here to check out the fine ass bitches. And always older chicks looking for some horny guys. And happy hours are the shit, microbrew pints at 1.50 a piece. Wonderful running trails and road biking less than two blocks from my house, never having to drive while wasted (welcome to mass transport), and once again the beautiful intellectual wonderfully hot as shit bitches. I love this place please come and visit and experience the wondrous DC. You may get laid, just ask Carmin.....