Scarlette's Bike

Hey yall, which one of you bitches rode Scarlette's bike and didn't bring it back? I know we all know who it was because we are totally aware of everything we did during that week, so if they just come clean it'll make this much less painless.

Please, someone take the rap for this. Scarlette has threatened to bring the Phillipine militia to Asheville and destroy all our grapes. Please, in the name of God, just please think of our grapes...