What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand radiological emissions you need to realize that everything is controlled by a populists made up of chinese with help from the government.

The conspiracy first started during the cold war in Asheville. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Treaty of Tripoli.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by finger licking.

They want to burn fundamentalists and imprison resisters in moscow using cargo ships.

In order to prepare for this, we all must act. Since the media is controlled by gays we should get our information from christians.

Make your own conspiracy theory.

Explicit Democracy Material

Scarlette just told me that our blog is blocked inside of China. Must be my fault, sorry guys.

Question...

What's better than a cooling thunderstorm after a bunch of extremely hot and uncomfortable nights?


Answer:
A cooling thunderstorm after a bunch of extremely hot and uncomfortable nights, and moosetracks.

'nuff said.

no longer a hawaii resident

Hi guys, just thought I'd let yall know that I've finally broken down and gotten a local number. No longer will you have to direct your calls to me 6 hours back in space and time to Hawaii then foward those same 6 hours to reach me no more than 2 miles from where many said callers reside. That was exhausting. So anyways, my new number is 337-8216 and as many of you already know, I don't answer my phone, so perhaps a better way of actually reaching me is to call Karen, who happens to be a pillor of the phone answering community, rarely if ever leaving a ringing cell phone unanswered even in the most difficult of situations. Her new number is 337-2863. So there ya go bitches, later

l-don-tron

CANADA, THE HOMO-FASCIST LAND OF SODOMY AND GODLESSNESS...

Oh, I weep and pray for the inhabitants of this lost country! Your poor, socialist-numbed, godless polititions have finally blasphemed the ultimate Sin. There is no hope for you now, we will watch as your society crumbles under the heavy weight of Satan. Your sins so great and pervasive that your children will be forever marked from birth with the sign of the beast. Your eyes so clouded from depravity you yourselves will be unable to see the sign located just inside your child's rectum. For only a priest, with the purest heart and Christian faith, could combat the perverted grip Satan has on your children with his ordained phallus in the true image of god. Repenting, sacrifice, reconciliation will fail, for God hates Canada! Your entire nation is doomed to be killed by tsunamis! Your destruction will serve as an undeniable proof of the righteousness of God, and the holiness of our glorious and everlasting country.

Those crazy christians

As well all know, everything's bigger in Texas, including the megachurches.

Important Things

Maybe I've been watching too much National Geographic channel lately, or maybe its because I'm out of college now, but I'm getting this ... dumbed down feeling. So, I've been bookmarking sites that contain lots of info on random topics in case I ever need to look up something quick. I'll post some for yall in case you're ever interested.

Topic:

Borg
Girlfriends
Anime
The United States
Micheal Moore
Pres. Bush
Fundamentalists
SARS
Robber Barrons
Riboflavin
Vlad the Impaler

Everything

My New Friend

Well, two of the best weeks of my life just occurred. The first was spending time with some really cool people in the woods learning how to save lives in the wilderness. The second was with an extraordinary girl whom I met during the first week. This girl took me of my feet, completely wonderful. She is living in Roanoke for the summer on some land she bought a few years ago and works in New Hampshire at a boarding school teaching chemistry during the winter. We spent three days in Roanoke together walking around her land, drinking beer, eating wild berries and plants, and talking about all types of things. Simply sharing life and learning about each other. It was awesome. It feels like a dream. I know most of you have seen me fall for girls quickly and hard but this feels different then all those other experiences I feel like I am a more mature and self-aware individual and feel completely natural, in the pace I should be. A short synopsis, she plays the cello for weddings and plays at places like the homestead, lived in Peru for two years taught biology and was a sponsored mountain bike racer. She is the cycling coach at her school, wrote an awesome song on the guitar about us meeting, building her own house on 15 acres she owns outside of Roanoke, and tons and tons more. But most importantly our values, view on life, political beliefs, and spirituality match up very well. I do feel more informed in what I want and who I am and this allows me to make an informed decision about pursuing this, and it feels incredible. The only concern I have is an age difference, she is 32, comes across as 26 and is as healthy as an 18 year old, but it is almost a 10 year difference. I don’t think it bothers me but I am not completely sure. Well that’s about it although I could write pages and pages about these two last weeks.

More Huh?

Ok, how about the classic timecube?

Is anyone feeling, fuckish?

Fuck the South
Fuck France
Fuck Natalee Holloway
Fuck a Hummer


America, Fuck Yeah!

Good things come to those who do nothing...

Sup bitches, its been awhile since I posted but not to worry, it wasn't because I was too busy, just lazy and without a lot to say. As most of you know I have been working for about the last month or so at Jack of the Wood for two days a week while undertaking one of the most intense sessions of procrastination ever undertaken in regards to finding another job. But in my true zen budda kung fu style the fine folks at the laughing seed have offered me a job, while I was getting wasted at the bar last wednesday none the less, and I will now attain full time employment for the first time since the end of ski season. In an even more favorable streak of luck I will be making my own schedule which will entail taking off sun, mon, tuesday, and then comming to work wednesday night, in actuality, a four day weekend. And even better than that, Karen isn't going to kill me, and yes, she was damn near raging on my ass. So shit, Dave get yer climbing shoes ready, Amos, get that left coast mexi-jap dick out of your ass and come home, snackpack give a call when you get here, I don't get off till 3:30 but I'll be ready to kill it after that, everyone else, you know who you are and what I would say so no need to go into a D bizzel style shout out train....and damn sparkle, I haven't seen your ass in like 2 weeks, what up nigga?
later skaters
l-don-tron

how does your garden grow

well here in asheville, unlike most of the other family members, myself, kenny and dave are living the simple peseant life. we tend to our garden and nourish it daily under the ever watching eyes of our overzealous garndener neighbor -- angelo. he pretty much bosses us around when we do not weed or water it enough. but we have been getting so much rain here lately, not much need to water, just weed. spiniach is up and you feel stonger than popeye on crystal meth after you eat it. zuchini is almost ready. one is about a foot long and the width of otter's chode. everything else has a few more weeks till they are primed and ready. amos - you better make it back to enjoy our bountiful harvest. infact you'all should make it back to asheville for harvest. it will probably be around the begining of august when you come carmin. speaking of . i will be out in portland, OR from july 30th- august 7th. visiting Jaye. i make it back to asheville a 12:00 the 7th and then phil latter's wedding starts at 2:00 . so i have 2 hours to spare. hopefully i will get off the plane, get picked up, driven to the wedding, go for a 12 mile run and make it back in time for the wedding to begin. and yes i will still be wearing running etire cause there is no dress code.
dan- my bro came up and we went camping on art loeb. he couldn't handle the altitude-those low country boys are weaklings. good to see the old so and so though.
did alot of work up at dean ducan's house in hotsprings. jackin up the house and leveling it, and redoing foundation. but am getting paid well, being fed by steph. and running on some amazing new trails. extremely hilly--makes bent creek feel like a pancake.

now i am taking summer school. my life has ceased accept for organic chemisty and running. but it's alright, my teacher is a really young hot femenita (laura king) she just got married but that don't mean i can't look and keep one hand down my pants .

now it's friday i just finished my first test so i'm gonna give out my friday shout outs ( cause that's what you do on fridays when you are from atlanta)

ira- i just watched legends of the fall with brad pitt. if life in montana is like that movie, i'm there. lossing siblings, falling in love with their fiances and going on crazy opium binges in the orient sounds awsome. i'll be there soon, don't leave before i get there

otter- i saw old 16 last week. she give awsome shrimp jobs. i think you can get aids from carribu

jeb- if you want jeb, you can think about amos naked and that might take the edge off of your genital hardness

ian- don't come back with out a latin bride. she better be able to cook for all of us too.

landon- fool, just because i never leave my house and come over to yours doesn't mean i don't love you. i just don't know how to read a map.

dave- whiped to LBJ, but that's cool i would be too. she is so damn hot, when she comes over i like to go into my room and ...... then i like to pull out my.. ...and splatter it into....

kenny- i know where your tooth brush and computers are.

jonny T- i'll see you this weekend snack pack

amos- my dad was ridding your bike and broke the chain on it. he is sorry. he says to tell you you can pay for that shit your self you sorry piece of california loving, boatin' happy, poison oak masterbating, gay pride sticker on you car representin chump.

carmin- come see me and jaye in portland, then we will fly back to asheville, arriving 2 hours before phils wedding, we can hold each other's hands the whole time too.

alright , that was a long post, but i haven't written for a while
d bell

VENI

You guys sound like your doing fucking awsome...

I proud off Jebs journey into asetisism.

Venezuela is the shit. I´ve been hanging out in Caracas for a week now hanging out with my Venezuelan girl friend Vanessa and kicking it with everybody from the super weathly elite to the working class. Its fun to go up on the hills and hang out in mansions and drink expensive liquer but its way more fun to dance in dirty bars and drink beer with normal kids.

Keep it real bitches.

Ian

ps its shitty what happend in London today... just got word on the BBC.

How to annoy the fuck out of Kenny

Send him this in a chain letter

Otters livin in the bush

Whats up all you freaky sticks, i just made it out of the bush for a night or two, jeb i feel your pain described in your last blog and it is almost to the word but none of the money involved. God damn skeeters ssuck ass. The woverines are all over our shit at camp and the only fun is the nightly rock throwing contest and then it is time for bed but it looks like it is 12 noon and you cant close your eyes because you aren't drunk enough to pass out because beer costs $100 fucking dollars a 24 case, suck my ass. Boat running is absoulutly crazy driving at full trottle over dry gravel in and intense electrical storm with hail ripping my face to shreads, yea, a little bloody after that one. Hitting trees at full throttle, head on is another interesting experiance. Cant wait to be back in A town. Mmm Mmm Bitch!