growin' beards with pride

Sup bitches, so dave and amos and i have been hanging out with ole red beard all night and we decided that the family would be much more attractive, not to mention feircer, if we all had bitchin beards like red beard. So we hereby pass a decree, and for further knowledge a decree must be passed by no less than three family members simultaneously in congress, that all family members shall hereby forgo shaving on the first wednesday of september and not recommence shaving until further notified by three or more family members simultaneously in congress, as stated above. Shaving below the adams apple will be allowed, due to the voracious hair growth of some family members which will remail unnamed. See yalls hairry asses soon. lata
L-don