I need a Therapist
Seriously, I've gotta fix this not-being-able-to-remember people thing. I was walking to my car from a business meeting tonight downtown around college street, when some hot girl says "Hey Kenny!" I have no idea who she is. Not even a hint of a clue comes into my mind, no reference at all. Voice, face, shape, it doesn't matter, she's a total stranger.
Now it's possible that during the time I originally met her I was stone drunk, barely able to stand and waving my arms about as I talked, but more than likely, I met her at a party, had a 20 minute conversation, got her name and number at least 3 times, and offered to fix her computer.
Doesn't matter, fuck. It could have been Kaity, Rachel, Scarlette, or Gail for all I know.
"Hey, how are you doing?"
I've got to come up with a better line than that one, maybe mumble a name: "Hey Heanmmerann, whats up?"
Now it's possible that during the time I originally met her I was stone drunk, barely able to stand and waving my arms about as I talked, but more than likely, I met her at a party, had a 20 minute conversation, got her name and number at least 3 times, and offered to fix her computer.
Doesn't matter, fuck. It could have been Kaity, Rachel, Scarlette, or Gail for all I know.
"Hey, how are you doing?"
I've got to come up with a better line than that one, maybe mumble a name: "Hey Heanmmerann, whats up?"
posted by Kenny at
11:33 PM
3 Comments:
hey kenny. it wasn't me. i'm in ethiopia. what about those DVDs???
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Anonymous, at 9/20/2005 6:08 AM
I would have sent you Fantastic 4 and Batman Begins, but the fact that you also requested Stealth forces me to ignore your request for moral reasons.
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Kenny, at 9/20/2005 11:36 AM
KENNY!!! WE NEED IT!!! PLEASE!
You can ask Rachel to send them to me if you just call her. She will send me an absentee ballot so I can vote for Asheville City Council. Or email her. Mooch168@hotmail.com
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Anonymous, at 9/28/2005 6:57 AM
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