Volcano in Asheville
Yall, this may be my last post. It turns out Beaucatcher Ridge was on top of a hidden fault line. The intense earthquake we had a little while ago apparently shook up some lava down in the fault, and just an hour ago it exploded out of the fucking hole they cut in the ridge for 240.
The lavas been running quickly down 240 on both sides of the ridge, pooling at the gas stations at the bottom of the hill. The bridges may collapse at any time. I'm cut off from down town, but it doesn't matter, I heard that the explosion leveled what the earthquake already loosened. Can't get to Walmart in east asheville, Ingle's has been cleared out. Thanks to that hurricane we've been without gas for days now, I've got only a few gallons, not enough to escape.
Shit, power just went out, my batteries will only last for half an hour. Dave's gone berserk, he's stabbing everyone he can find just like he said he would. I'd hate to be an SUV driver right now. I'm seriously considering raiding my neighbor's house to see if I can find any food, or stealing a car to get the hell out of here.
Jeb, don't come back dude, stay the fuck away. Obviously God is pissed at Asheville and New Orleans, punishing us for our sinful ways. Who know's what'll happen next.
I just heard on the radio that the volcanoe's intensified. What should I do? fuck, if I wait for help I'll be dead. Guess its survival of the fittest now.
See yall in hell.
*DISCLAIMER. This story is not true, not a single word of it.
The lavas been running quickly down 240 on both sides of the ridge, pooling at the gas stations at the bottom of the hill. The bridges may collapse at any time. I'm cut off from down town, but it doesn't matter, I heard that the explosion leveled what the earthquake already loosened. Can't get to Walmart in east asheville, Ingle's has been cleared out. Thanks to that hurricane we've been without gas for days now, I've got only a few gallons, not enough to escape.
Shit, power just went out, my batteries will only last for half an hour. Dave's gone berserk, he's stabbing everyone he can find just like he said he would. I'd hate to be an SUV driver right now. I'm seriously considering raiding my neighbor's house to see if I can find any food, or stealing a car to get the hell out of here.
Jeb, don't come back dude, stay the fuck away. Obviously God is pissed at Asheville and New Orleans, punishing us for our sinful ways. Who know's what'll happen next.
I just heard on the radio that the volcanoe's intensified. What should I do? fuck, if I wait for help I'll be dead. Guess its survival of the fittest now.
See yall in hell.
*DISCLAIMER. This story is not true, not a single word of it.
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