Definition of Blitzed
V.
1. Being so drunk you accidentally piss on somebody sleeping on the ground, maybe. "Holy shit I was blitzed last night." --Kenny
2. When a 125 pound computer programmer tries to tackle a track star. "Kenny, you were so blitzed last night." --Dave
3. Panicking because you think your friends have been eaten by a mountain lion. "Kenny, who was more blitzed last night, you or me? I thought so" --Amos
4. Repeatedly opening and closing the door of the car you are sleeping in to prevent suffocation. "Why the fuck did you keep doing that Kenny?" --Otter
1. Being so drunk you accidentally piss on somebody sleeping on the ground, maybe. "Holy shit I was blitzed last night." --Kenny
2. When a 125 pound computer programmer tries to tackle a track star. "Kenny, you were so blitzed last night." --Dave
3. Panicking because you think your friends have been eaten by a mountain lion. "Kenny, who was more blitzed last night, you or me? I thought so" --Amos
4. Repeatedly opening and closing the door of the car you are sleeping in to prevent suffocation. "Why the fuck did you keep doing that Kenny?" --Otter
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