weekend plans

I shall be getting there around 4:00 on Friday. Sorry Landon it can't be Thursday I got some family things to attend to. But what are the plans for this weekend. Polly will be up just on Friday and I hear most everyone that is usually in town will be in town. I want to have some fun should I bring my bike up to bike gang it or is the weather really shitty. How is the weather let me know on all these subjects so I can be a good little Eagle Scout and come prepared.
John

Letterman Mind Messages

I know this sounds crazy, but David Letterman has asked me to marry him too. It was in 1997, and he said "Welcome Victoria" Welcome is our secret mind codeword for "Marry me" and Victoria was my bitch name. This sucks now because I thought I was the only one, but apparently Dave (whose codeword was Dirk SteakHammer) has been asking others to marry him too.

I feel sooooo, violated. Maybe I will get a restraining order to prove that Dirk SteakHammer loves me more.

Its going to be a green xmas

Greengoes, green-hoes, and gaingreen, the doctors are telling me that the gaingreen is getting better and they probably will not have to cut anymore. The other noght we drove 7 hours to coyache to party, ran in to some hot chilain chicks so when the bars closed we went back to our cabin to party, turns out the girls are moving right down the road from where i live, i might have a chilain wife when i come back, merry navidad mother bitch cooliaros, chao. MRO

Don't check out books

on anything the bush administration disagrees with, or else you might get a visit from some agents...

Not this weekend but definitely New Years

I will not be coming down this weekend to Asheville, but have made plans to get there for the BIG new years bash. I should be arriving sometime around the 29th and leaving sometime shortly after the 1st. I hope all you bitches will be ready, for some fun up in A-ville. Almost done with my shit here in D.C., one more exam left and grading a bunch of tests, oh the joys of teaching. So I will see all the lovely ladies of Asheville sometime soon.




John

Bored with Sports?

Tired of baseball? Think golf sucks? Football just not exciting anymore? Ultimate devoid of hippies?

How about Paraball, a weightless space sport.

THE NEW YEARS

So.... Anybody want to grab Ian from the Charlotte New Years Eve at 6:11 in the PM?

I'm offerin drinks on me for the night. (please let it be kenny) And a prize! AND/Or a special special bottle of tequila And tons of road head on the way home (a given) (slurpy noises included).

American Diet

Want to lose some weight? Eat whatever you want, only when you want to.

Interesting idea, but somehow I don't think the poeple on this diet will last that long.