Johh's Website

I have recently updated the look of my website. And I have added two 'features.' The first is a list of quotes, which refreshes at the top of my homepage, and is listed on the quote page. If you have any good quotes send them my way.

The second is an ask john section. If you ever wanted any mystery of your life or this world answered, just send the question my way and I will answer. (the top navigation bar has links to the quotes page and the ask john page)

kamloops reunion

carmin, don't forget that i'll be 3/4 of the way across canada in mid to late august. after ridding my bike most of the way across your mighty country, i'd be sad to find you in asheville. we all seem to be migrating out to the west. the next reunion might as well destroy the city of kamloops, if fires don't take care of that first. carmin, can your mom cook for 10 drunks for a week?
if you think this is a great idea, send me a dollar.
db

To a striaght talkin Man

I like my men straight talking... way waste my fucking time running around the truth with your thumb up your ass? The value of a straight talking man become especially transparent when your looking in the mirror or making plans for eating goats. So in answer to your question Kenny, I'll be there, but it will be a quick trip. I have my finals the following week so I'll be up on Friday and leaving after graduation on Sat.

Dave anyway to set up a climbing trip on the 12th? At least a half day kinda thing... this is what I was calling about friday.

Johns Current Paradigm

John is currently not sure if he is coming or not. John would like to come, but has no clue where he will be or if he will have any money. Therefore, until he hears back from some companies about hiring him, John will be unavailable to answer the presented question.

What?

Um, I've been behind the computer for so long, I can't figure out the goat code that yall are using. John, Ian are yall coming or not? Ira?

Paul

I met Paul Farmer yesterday.

If you don’t know all about him already you can read tracy kidder's somewhat poorly written biography. Paul was amazing. We held hands and talked while Infectious Disease doctors buzzed around our conversation like locus unable to penetrate the invisible barrier created by our chemistry. As I looked at him I told him in my softest most feminate voice, "Paul, you are my inspiration". The CEO and president of Duke hospitals, stood next to me smirking (but he was Asian so it didn't matter). Then Paul looked at me as I look into him and said "thank you"; It was amazing. Then I was like "OhmyGod." and shook the presidents hand with sweaty palms and I walked to my seat. Paul spoke soon afterwards about the "effector hand" of vernable service, the role of the research institution, and his work in Rwanda. Oh, and he signed my copy of his book.

The coolest part was I realized soon afterwards that I will be far greater and more powerful than Paul in a very short amount of time. I should have offered him a job.

UNCA

Damn I wish I was in NC so I could get some pimp plates

Red Rocks

Sup bitches, just got some tickets to see the Go Team, Flaming Lips, and Ween at Red Rocks on July 27. Wow, my panties are moist. Ira, Amos, anyone else that might be west around that date let me know and I'll try to get some more. Holla.

Nuclear Power is Good

According to the founder of Green Peace, Patrick Moore

In other news, the temperature of hell has reached record lows, dropping to 32F. Says Satan, "We never thought this day would come, but at least I still have Karl Rove to protect me".

Shit Yall

Goats. Fuck guys, I don’t want you to all take this the wrong way, but what are we in the fucking middle east. We start eating goats the next thing you know were converting to Islam and wasting our time bitching about our stupid fucking religion. Then its all down hill from there, we grow our hair out a bit, some how start stinking like shit, eating other fucked up food, and before you know it we hate everyone else in the world. We loose our jobs and for fun protest stupid shit like a cartoon in a newspaper. We kill each other and bomb other people and countries. It’s just not a good start. What happen to eating a hog. We are in the fucking south, THE SOUTH. Where people cook hogs, not fucking goats. (Well the Mexicans eat goats, but fuck man that’s worse than the fucking Arabs) So yeah we can get a goat, but I will see you guys in a few years and beat the shit out of you for what you all have become. I am bringing a fucking hog and sticking to my heritage. God damn fucking liberal arts university.

yo yo yo

Well shit, I guess if everyone else is going to start blogging again I will too. Damn, I'm such a follower. Oh well, so killing a goat eh, sounds a little close to sacrilige to those of us who worship the eternal lord fandor from the fertile grazing lands of fandoria, but I can't say that I wouldn't partake of said feast, hell, maybe next year we should go ahead and sacrifice the holy profit Peter Frampton and eat him, see what you can work out Kenny. As for May reunion, no way I'm going to make it but late August is looking good so lets set it up. Sorry I won't be there to hit on your grandma D-Bizzle but someone should probably do that. Anyways, hope all of your hooves of opal are in tip top shape and if anyone wants to visit the fertile grazing lands of Ft Collins come on out. later skaters

shmandon

sacrafice of the goat

so, graduation weekend (May 13th). after the ceremony we will be having the first annual goat slaughter and feast.
that's right thanks to our gracious greek neighbors angelo and mary we are going to buy a live goat, kill it, clean it, skin it and cook it on a giant spit. angelo has everything in his backyard to cook the dead goat and keep it turning on the spit for hours.
so, come and eat goat celebrate graduation and the family, may 13th. oh yeah, my grandma will be there too!
db

Dave Bell Qualifies for Nationals!

Aparently this Junior has one-upped Dave and gone to the Nationals. Who'd a thunk it?

Seriously, anybody think that journalists do this on purpose?

To Dave

CONGRADS. I knew one day one of us would reach some goal in our life. Good, now I am crying.

Dave Bell Qualifies for Regionals!

Dave ran a 9:06 in the steeple chase at Duke today, now he's on to regionals in May. We're getting fucked up tonight.

As if there was any question.

Dave's already shaving a racing stripe.

Reverence for the Dead

Read this blog post, really well written and thought provoking.

What the fuck kdog

are you talking about, love you buddy keep on postin because i never hear anything from anyone except you on the blog like once a month and all those cara culiaros(face fuckers) quit postin, death to fakers, you are true family glue, and rach what are you doing posting on a men only blog, and doing so on my blog thereby associating me with a woman simpathizer. Love to all. DON OSTRA

Hey there, how are you doing?

Do you need a ride?

When did prostitutes start riding around in Nissan's? I thought if they could do that, they wouldn't need to be prostitutes, they could be, you know, um, dentists. Weird looking, middle aged dentists.

And she was a really bad fuck at that! Definitely not worth $25.

The return of the small furry animals (not you jeb)

Looks loke im heading back soon, maby as soon as a week but not more than two weeks from now so ill expect many devastated minds on my return. Otter