Blogtronbot's Family Reunion

Monday, May 29, 2006

Another Idea

An idea. So, I had another idea. And I think it’s a really good one. Some of us may think it is better than others. We should all write one or two stories of us being together. Of something stupid we did, or an adventure that we took together. We could then collect these stories put them together and sell the book, simply entitled The Family (or Adventures of The Family). It would be a collection of short stories, each an adventure that would grab the audience and read well.

One or two of us would edit them to make them all have the same feel and similar use of language. So let me know what stories you think are good stories for this. I thought of the adventures on the bulldozer (playing with a bulldozer under cafeteria, which landed me in court). Picking up Ira in jail, the night before to the actual moment of pick up. Dave stealing the sign.

Of course some of these we would not complete remember due to how long ago it happened (more likely due to the amount of alcohol consumed), but that’s what is fun about it all. We can elaborate, stretch details, or even change settings, sequence of events, or combine to ‘adventures.’ It would be quoted as a sociological thriller, a true insight into the early adventures of college students, and the connection young men can make with each other through adventures.

I know some of you would love to be part of this, Jeb and Carmin first come to mind. And others may not be as comfortable writing. Just get the ideas down and someone can help make the writing smooth. We can do this and all be published authors.

First step is to come up with some of the best adventures we have had, and then we can think of who wants to write them. So let me know what each of you think. And let the others know about this idea and this post. No huge rush, just something we can all be working on slowly over the next 6 months. After we have one or two stories I will pitch it to some big publishing companies

Friday, May 26, 2006

MotherFUcking ASSHOLES

Who the fuck do you think you are???? Prof. X was the most powerful mutant. END OF STORY, not fucking jean grey with a angry personality. She threatened him he would have fucking sent her brain back to an ape. HER FUCKING MAIN POWER WAS TELEKINESIS NOT FUCKING TELEPATHY. Phoenix added pyrokinesis to that. And thanks for making Prof. X look like a pussy and having WOLVERINE of all people beat him in an argument.

Have you no shame? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A COMIC BOOK LOOKS LIKE?!?!?!?

Dear fucking God, that movie pissed me off.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

New location

I finally have a job. My new location is in Marlborough, MA, about 40 minutes west of Boston. Its a nice little town. Tons of trees, lots of good close recreational areas, white mountains, NYC, Adirondacks, Cape Cod, etc. (All who want to visit are welcomed after about mid July. I am trying to settle in and find a place to live. This may take some time.) Keep it real and maybe a Family gathering in the NorthEast. Its centrally located to MT, CO, NC, and wherever Otter may be China.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Who the fuck are you shining that light in my face

Just returned from costa rica, and 7 of my friends and i decided to have a barbque, it was a sunday night so it was almost a formal evening; freash wahoo on the grill and a fine bottle of chilain wine, a regular old fucker party like JEB likes. Dinner is over so we start a huge bonfireand just sit around talking, not even close to a family party, it was very civilaized and there were as many girls as guys (something the family is still trying to figure out). Something was said to me from my buddy goofy steve, so i got up and threw him on the ground, i turn around and someone has a flashlight right in my face, "Who The Fuck are you shining that fucking light in My face!" I demanded as i moved toward them in a stern manner. "It is the Police," the light said. What the fuck i look around and there are 8, no shit, 8 cops surounding the 8 of us. "Woooh, sorry sir whats the problem here," i say. "Oh, can you guys just tone it down a little." Then the cops just go and sit in their cars in the driveway for like 20 minutes. All fucking 8 of them. What the fuck. I dont think i have ever been to a quieter party, i dont even think i ever yelled. Boone sucks, cops have nothing to do. O

Thursday, May 18, 2006

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

OMG what a STUD

The UNC Asheville Athletics Department recently handed out its awards for the 2005-06 year. Track and Field standout David Bell was named Male Athlete of the Year

please just dip this guys balls in marinara sauce so I can get a taste italy with that studlyness

Saturday, May 13, 2006

for dave

sup boys,

it was great blacking out all over asheville last night. I think i tore a hole in my brain, i didn't realize you could do that. sorry i had to check out early... ya'll better be fucking shit up family style. dbell just want to say congrats, you know your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. here is a little video for dave mc to masturbate to.

http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/full/354/13/e12/DC1

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Awkward

I didn't realize there could be an awkward silence on a Blog. Any way this shall make it better.

Friday, May 05, 2006

Kenny's Depressed

First the news that Carmin is infested, and now this crap

My heart has just sunk to the bottom levels of RhRil, the subterrainian torture chambers too depraved to be included in Hell.

Then again, maybe the video was a deleted scene to be replaced with good stuff?

Thursday, May 04, 2006

cinco de mayo

fellrs i reckin i's headed dat ways tords dat gol dern hipy town you faggits liv in 4 dat gol dern no workin mexican hollyday cinco de mayo, so get ready to shit. oi oi oi. Otter

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Sonstroke

OMG!!!!! Have yall heard of this band SonStroke?!?!? They are the most badass Christian Rock band ever!!!!!!!!


The best part is, my parents are totally cool with them cause they are spreading the message of Jesus, and kicking satan's ass!!! It's just like other rock only better!

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Allergies? Asthma?

Cure yourself with a good Hookworm infestation.

Monday, May 01, 2006

about time

IM BAK