I HAVE DONE IT!!!

As of this moment, I; Kenneth Daniel Bogert of Asheville, NC; have joined the small, exclusive club of people around the world who have watched EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF X-MEN: THE ANIMATED SERIES. That's right, that fucking baddass Saturday morning cartoon series from the early nineties.

I am now officially an oracle of X-MEN lore. Ask me mortals!!!! and be AFRAID!!! Ask me of the method to destroy the Phalanx covenent (a techno-organic virus engineered by Forge and Beast), the year Cable first time-traveled back in time to destroy Apocalypse's fortress in ancient Egypt (3999), the name of the super-sentinel from Bishop's time (Nimrod), who was Moira McTaggert's Son!!! (Proteus)

Ask me! Ask me! I shall tell you of the true Pheonix and Dark Phoenix Saga, the love between Wolverine and DeathStryke, how Mr. Sinister discovered the secrets of life and created Jack the Ripper in the 1800s!!!

Please, God, someone ask me.

I feel so betrayed

You mean Ldon is not having a baby, man i feel so betrayed, i already made the plans for a week long baby shower for landon, it involved numberous strippers, a donkey, all you can eat thick burgers curtousy of hardees, and of course more pabst than the famly could possibly drink in a week. But now that my dreams of becoming unkie otter have been dashed against the rocks and im out $4000 i guess ill just have the party by myself, (mabe ill let billymos come). Thanks alot landon. Oh, and in case you couldnt tell i was beeing sarcastic. Actually, i made the whole story up, im not really having this party, and actually i didnt even plan it, in fact i never even called the strippers, sorry to get your hopes up mos. So, let recap: there are no strippers, no donkey, no burgers, and only a case of beer, and definantly no parties here. But, when landon does slip up and make a baby ill be waiting for the party.
Dave the email is MROTTERSBOX@hotmail.com
O

Update

I know where baby's come from. Pussies so don't be a pussy and make a baby. John's email.
John@4-info.org

And things are good on my side of the woods. Brewing beer, mountain biking, hiking, and marginal cost analysis. Needless to say Life is Good.

i need some e-mail addresses

amos, ira, otter, jeb, landon, ian
i need your individual e-mail addresses. this is an order!
i know we have the blog but what if some day the blog was down and i needed to get in touch with say...landon right away to ask him some fatherly advise.
it could happen
by the way landon, is karen breast feeding or are you'all using formula? keep that baby on the real thing for as long as possible.
my email is davidbell888@hotmail.com
db

So lets get something clear

L-don-tron is NOT HAVING A BABY. Mostly because I don't know where babys come from or how they are made. And if I knew how they were made I don't think Karen would let me make one. But seriously, I'm not having a baby, in case you didn't know, Amos makes up lies. But that story about his vaginal infection as a result of an especially steamy incident with cottage cheese and Ira's new dog is absolutely true. So in conclusion, Amos has a vaginal infection, Ira has a new dog, and most importantly, I have not bred baby don-trons, and if I did I wouldn't name them Kenny, Jeb, or David, sorry.
shmandon