I feel so betrayed

You mean Ldon is not having a baby, man i feel so betrayed, i already made the plans for a week long baby shower for landon, it involved numberous strippers, a donkey, all you can eat thick burgers curtousy of hardees, and of course more pabst than the famly could possibly drink in a week. But now that my dreams of becoming unkie otter have been dashed against the rocks and im out $4000 i guess ill just have the party by myself, (mabe ill let billymos come). Thanks alot landon. Oh, and in case you couldnt tell i was beeing sarcastic. Actually, i made the whole story up, im not really having this party, and actually i didnt even plan it, in fact i never even called the strippers, sorry to get your hopes up mos. So, let recap: there are no strippers, no donkey, no burgers, and only a case of beer, and definantly no parties here. But, when landon does slip up and make a baby ill be waiting for the party.
Dave the email is MROTTERSBOX@hotmail.com
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