Blogtronbot's Family Reunion

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Hold on...

I think you all are forgetting some of the regulations that involve meets like this. As set down in the Supreme Court case Boa vs. Python (BVP) there are only 2 rules:

1. Everyone stays with their point man
2. Stay the fuck away from my girlfriend

I believe the stipulations that the 3rd District Court of Antartica set down in the case Alien vs. Predator (AVP) also apply:

1. A meeting between local members and members from other states or solar systems must take place under a glacier in an abandoned EgyptLoaMayan pyramid
2. Whatever archeologists exist in the party must be ignored at all times
3. Females present must have their armor made by a current family member out of any available dead aliens.

Finally, as the case of Chinchilla vs. Parrot (CVP) proves, any and all rules can and will be overridden by a show of force or really big talons.

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