1st Person account from Iraq

Interesting reads from a non-military consultant working in Iraq:

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5

girls ask stupid questions

like: where do you see us in five years?

straight from the dungeun

hey family,
long time no blog, i have been working hard in case many of you have been wondering where and what i have been doing. being the only family member that is still currently affiliated with our wonderful alma mata - UNCA- i have been slaving away in the dungeuns of remsey library for the past 4 months trying to please my overbearing master-(G)rand (P)appy (A)sshole. you know, you probably don't appreciate how great unca is until you leave it. well i haven't left, and it still sucks wang. oh well only 1.5 more weeks, i more seminar presentation, one more 10 pager paper, and 3 more cumulative finals. but, jayebird comes back from oregon on wed. to pinehurst and then to asheville on saturday night. so leave me alone on saturday night, i'll be busy.
so i assume everyone saw the lovely pictures of my vehicle. we are now in the process of figuring out how much money i'm gonna take from that old man. insurace has offered a shitty medical settlment package, might be gettin a lawyer to deal with this jerkoff. but i did get set up with new rental car--not a part of any settlement package--an brand new pontiac grandam. funny thing, the first stop-light intersection i come to in the car, an old woman runs the light and almost t-bones me. i don't think i'm gonna venture out in it much, so amos if you want to joy ride then come one over, just don't come on saturday night.
later
d bizell.

p.s. the new atl aquarium is fly.
out, bitches.

Why is Canada better than America?

Canadians recognize our true overlords.

new years

A town Reunion for all in the nation. new YEARS eve. I don't remember a quality Family new yrs. I'm not sure if thats because I'm never there for it, or if I was just too drunk to solidify the experiance in my long term memory banks. IRA boy get your skinny ass south of mason dixon and fuck shit up and swim in the jew pool. This could a FAM WOOD extravaganza

also this article in good in a bad way.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,2763,1647937,00.html

Kids, you'd better grow up to be republicans

Or else the Cheney-man will get you!

yo

Just checking in to say hello. Things are wrapping up for me in D.C. I will be down with our good friends in South America during January, February, and half of March before I attempt to get a real job doing something that I hopefully will enjoy. A good productive weekend with some good old times biking around D.C. I biked to work and then to a bar on Friday, drank tons of Beer (at Dr. Dremos) and then attempted to bike to another bar. Mind you this is not as easy as it is in Asheville. Somehow, I ended up merging on an 8 lane highway. Scary shit, cars flying past with no shoulder I was on a bridge. After another lane merged with us, I jumped off the bike onto a guardrail to get my self in a somewhat safe position only 80+ feet over the Potomac. Luckily, I made it home unscathed. I thought I was done doing stupid shit, but it does continue on. I am hoping to make it down there around the 3rd of December but that depends on some loose ends here.

Live with passion and find someone to love.
John

Dave's New Car

While I personally don't like the style, Dave seems to enjoy his new car, given to him by a member of the growing senior citizen community here in Asheville.

Hunter

so I was doing research for the IRA inspired hunter gatherer party and I found this

blog.lib.umn.edu/hunte046/haikupics/

hope tha link works, see ya'll tomorrow, is the party fri or sat?

(a yarmulke is a jew skullcap)

Definition of Blitzed

V.
1. Being so drunk you accidentally piss on somebody sleeping on the ground, maybe. "Holy shit I was blitzed last night." --Kenny

2. When a 125 pound computer programmer tries to tackle a track star. "Kenny, you were so blitzed last night." --Dave

3. Panicking because you think your friends have been eaten by a mountain lion. "Kenny, who was more blitzed last night, you or me? I thought so" --Amos

4. Repeatedly opening and closing the door of the car you are sleeping in to prevent suffocation. "Why the fuck did you keep doing that Kenny?" --Otter

Uh oh,

Anybody know Prof. Rick Maas? I think his reputation is about to be ruined. The main scientist in this article is a known fraudster. Here's an article from a while ago on the same premise, getting lots of energy from water.

The idea is that he announces he's got this unbelievable technology that defies physics and is only a month or two away from being shipped. Gets a couple scientists who don't know quantum physics (Maas) to back up his claims. Then he gets venture capital and sits on it for a few years until it runs out.

Then again, who knows. In January we might have infinite amounts of energy to play with.

Green Race & Party

Yesturday was the 2005 green race. I put some photos and videos online.

I'll write up a whole story later, still very hungover.

Fuck Halloween

Halloween was stupid. I didn't have much fun, but I was pretty drunk so thats ok. Ya'll shoulda come down so we could have killed frat boys. I guess some guy got stabbed on beefsock's street but I think he was not a frat boy so that doesn't count. Then the e-medicine doc that sowed him up gave us a lecture Tuesday morning and showed a bunch of pictures of heart stabbings. I'm pretty psyched cuz soon I'll know how to sow shut heart stabbing wounds, so we can go get into knief fights and not have anything to worry about cuz I'll just fix us afterwards. And then we'll get reall good and kill everyone because if you get in knief fights and don't even care you always win.

I did a little climbing yesterday with beefsocks at the gym and saw the most basass climber I've ever seen. He is in magazines and shit. He walked up and onsighted this problem without even using his feet, then that beefsocks tried and couldn't get past the second move with his feet and everything. I had to have an orgasm when this guy was climbing cuz it was beautiful like spiderman. Then Adam and I walked away and drank beer in an irish pub which sucked but we talked about saving the world which was cool and then we drank very much more beer at my house. I'm havin a very giant party with keg and thousands of people on friday so you guys should come on down. There will be many naked girls there because my roommate tim love will tell them to come and they will be naked.

ciao

E-Train (this is what I'm now called in medical school, which is way cooler than any nickname I had in Ashevile)